Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren’t looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.
🙄
If mine was that big, I’d probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don’t want recommendations based on…whatever that is
Oh, c’mon! Where’s your sense of adventure?
It died when my bones started to creak
Mr. Glass?
Feels like it sometimes, ngl
Old age is probably worse, but middle age sucks
Not a very obfuscating username, Mr. Jackson. 🙇🏼♂️
Yeah Tom Segura, yuck
He just described the bulge he sees and then tries to play it off like he wasn’t staring at it. He says dick a bunch, and I think 1 fuck
That sounds suspiciously jealous 😏
I’m 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it’s that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this
Thanks, Doc.
if you are a doctor and have knowledge about it I’m happy to be educated, what I said is conjecture of what seems intuitively true to me personally
I am not a doctor, nor was I the one spouting room temp BS with an air of familiarity to the topic. What you’ve posted is a half-thought that, especially since you’re presumably holding a device, could’ve been just as quickly pursued to a citable reference you could’ve shared as part of your, now refined comment.
Think of the children, Doc. 🤌🏼
genuinely looked and there’s not much info or research about extremely large penis actually, if you find something I’m happy to hear it
Nah, you wanna blood dope
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
Sounds like he slipped on his penis
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big…oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,…but let’s get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,"
“Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It’s their whole thing.
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women’s vaginas won’t accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don’t trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths
Next you’re going to tell me that piss doesn’t come from the balls? Please.
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.
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I was careless, didn’t look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it…
Seriously. Dude is acting like he can’t see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn’t look.
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
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There’s people that are actually saying “hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here’s my phone number!” ???
The world’s full of 'em, and many others, yep.
there’s people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I’d take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
…independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later
a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
Something tells me the author knew it didn’t need to be named. 😜
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
Th
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it’s against your teeth
do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?
Not usually. “Not” has my tongue against the top of my mouth, just back from the base of the teeth. But if we’re talking about Lindt chocolate, that has your tongue against your teeth and you pull it back, making that sharp release of air. That’s the thorn sound.
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn’t think about usually.
When you have a 37cm pénis that’s probably all you can think about.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?
14.5 inches, what an absolute unit
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In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn’t have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.
Dong Corleone
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP
The world is full of men that can’t see their own feet in the shower!
Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.
I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
And the ones that don’t, he’s running from.
i mean you don’t have to put it in, i’m sure plenty of women would still have lots of fun in other ways.
That’s on them.
OMG it’s real
Broken arm you say?
Leave this behind at reddit, please.
[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
Longer than the average forearm, that’s crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.
Look at the photo of him standing. It’s visible through his pants, it doesn’t look thin.
True, and it must be flaccid unless he’s really into getting his photo taken.
I bet the casting from the museum is pictured somewhere online to find.
Can’t see feet girthy
