I always wait a minute or two until the doordasher leaves the bag and goes back down the elevator. Then reach my Gollum arm out and grab the bag of food that’s technically 3 servings but really all for my high ass.
Why would you hurt me by calling me out like this?
Ocassionally they’ll deliver to the wrong doorstep so they’ll see a lot of confused staring followed by wandering around looking at their doorsteps wondering how to not make it look like I’m a thief
until someone is fr stealing your package xdd
Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!
You’re better than me, bothering to put on a bow and loincloth and teeth
PUT ON TEETH?!
look a mr two tooth spuckler here
I have answer my door in PJs, without a bra, more times than I want to admit.
Oh no, without a bra, the horror!
xddd fr
Me except not Amazon.
This is too accurate, but Golem probably looks happier then I do.
