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gray@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Jokes on you, I don't want to work

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Jokes on you, I don't want to work

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gray@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    I know of HR lady that actually got fired for not telling people they were hired.

    The job needed to fill a larger role; after interviews and such management was ready to hire someone…few weeks later management asks wondering when candidate starts. Turns out HR never told them they were hired.

    Candidate already took another job.

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      #synergy

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    If they don’t call back, it’s only because they are too busy contacting random people on linkedin just to tell them in a call they don’t have to qualifications for the job. Priorities.

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    Fucking too real. I can’t tell if they’re legitimately too incompetent to perform their most basic tasks at work or fucking with me.

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      Why not both meme.

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        I gotchu.

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    Should fire whoever labeled those axes.

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      Axis of evil

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      “Why won’t anyone hire me?!”

      Points at the axes

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    False, I DO want to work I just dont want a job

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    poor Anne Hathaway with her HR-looks

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    This activated my fight or flight response

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    I really do not understand this meme tbh. Like is this some kind of cliche that people are not hiring? I mean if that’s literally their job to get someone, someone will get hired, right?

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      The meme is from an emotional standpoint. It says something about how it feels to job hunt. Also, it’s a shitpost.

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