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He has insurance for that, right?
Right?
Insurance doesn’t cover acts of God
I could probably convince a jury he’s more of an alien
Deport him!
He’s called superman, not supergod
Superman falls under the Force Majeure-clause
If he pay taxes he is so mundane as you and me
Funny side topic:
Insurance doesn’t cover acts of terrorism. So, by the DOJ placing that label on recent Tesla vandalism, the insurance claims become invalid.
So basically one shouldnt get a tesla since insurance wont cover it?
Superman isn’t a god. The definitions of what a god is across cultures are pretty varied, but one thing that pretty much all of them have in common is that a god has authority over at least some part of nature (often being a personification of that part.) Superman has no authority (beyond the trust that humans willingly give to him do to his actions,) he’s just really strong.
The fact that modern writers insist on treating Superman as a god is one of the reasons why so many modern Superman stories suck.
i um, i think it was a joke
A lot of writers don’t treat it as a joke.
- In his extra undies he is in incognito mode, which is funnily him taking his glasses off… So I reckon his real sacrifice is one of chastity…
- He is broke, canonically so!
So no, but thats why you read the small print on your contract to make sure that you only have to worry about your life in a case of alien invasion/terrorist attack/…
So, The Boys
Well, as of the last trailer there isn’t much of a difference between Superman and Homelander. Both are whiny, entitled assholes who believe that it’s unthinkable that anyone should question how they use their powers.
“Thor destroyed my car!”
“Sorry sir, act of god”
Insurance would totally try to claim Act of God on that one.
In a world with superheroes there would totally be superhero insurance
That’s when you sue god
I mean, depending on how much the value of the car has changed, you might get lucky. My last car got totaled by severe hail, I’d only paid maybe 30% of it off by that point, but it turned out the value of my vehicle went mostly unchanged, possibly even raised slightly, and insurance paid out the full value of the car. I actually came out ahead a couple thousand dollars, which I was able to then use for a down payment on my current car.
Do people not just buy cars they can afford anymore? When I grew up I didn’t know anyone that was taking out a loan for a car.
Gotta buy that super insurance. Covers all super hero/villain related accidents.
It goes on the heroes’ insurance
This genuinely sounds like the work of a typical mega insurance corp in the US.
*Get insured because you don’t know when a superhero or super villain might come and wreak havoc on your belongings, transportation, living space, or even YOU. Just pay this [Insert some goddly amount] to join the million + people that think such a thing will happen to them (but probably will never happen to them and we don’t give a fuck about you nor if it actually happens to you or not. Even when it does happen to you, we will have the “right” and “ability” to deny your claim, even though that’s what this insurance policy is for. So get wrecked pawn scum-didili-dumb-dumb.)
They pay the super villains to wreak the shit of people that haven’t bought the insurance to get more people to buy it.
LOL I haven’t seen that site in ages!
So many awesome covers!
It’s like this multi-decade period of preinternet click-bait insanity… Superman’s doing WHAT?!
On a related note:
United States Department of Damage Control is a fictional construction company appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The company specializes in repairing the property damage caused by conflicts between superheroes and supervillains.[1] Three Damage Control limited series have been published.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damage_Control_(comics)
Also note that the initials of “Damage Control” are “D.C.”
This goes part of the way to explain why people are willing to continue to live in NYC despite it being regularly attacked by supervillains, aliens, demons, etc. Though, I still think Philadelphia, Newark, Allentown and New Haven would probably be experiencing a lot of growth, seeing as they appear to be close to NYC and yet safe from the NYC chaos and danger.
I think that woman might have some problems with her blood pressure.
If Supes is doing it to stop some dickwad from destroying the Earth, enslaving humanity, or erasing the concept of pizzas, I’ll be yelling at him to do it again. Fuck the car, I can walk!
Please, not in this timeline. Its homelander pumelling a camera crew that filmed him killing a bus full of kids with cancer.
I bet insurance does not cover that in that Universe.
Act of literal god
That’s why you get the gap insurance.
So… In that movie, I guess Superman appears without uan? Well, makes sense, why would he need chinese currency.
