The world would be a lot better place if everything came with a little treat.
You can have an inflamed urethra, as a treat.
Doesn’t the package show the three lollies that are included?
[flips package around]
… wtf, the treat is asparagus?
What is an UTI test?
Urinary Tract Infection test, maybe?
OK, it’s a match.
You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?
That’s how I test for gas leaks.
You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?
Once, when I suspected a urinary tract infection, I just went to my GP to get it tested. That is the big advantage of living in a civilized country with a working medical insurance system…
IDK much about UTIs other than it makes women pee their pants, I’d fail the test methinks
Reminds me how several years back, the Calibre ebook reader software added a feature called “Polish ebooks”.
I thought it’d automatically add some random Andrzej Sapkowski and Stanisław Lem titles to my library. Nope, it was just a feature to clean up messy document conversions, apparently.
A mini snickers “in there” would probably give you a UTI
It’s that you can eat the paper after the test.
Tbf I’ve never seen “treatment” shortened to “treat”
At least put a period at the end to show it’s abbreviated.
There is a treat *wink wink*








