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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

How thoughtful of them!

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How thoughtful of them!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    The world would be a lot better place if everything came with a little treat.

    • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      You can have an inflamed urethra, as a treat.

  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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    Doesn’t the package show the three lollies that are included?

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    [flips package around]

    … wtf, the treat is asparagus?

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    What is an UTI test?

    • L3ft_F13ld!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Urinary Tract Infection test, maybe?

      • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        OK, it’s a match.

        • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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          You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

          That’s how I test for gas leaks.

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            You test for Urinary Tract Infections by lighting a match?

            Once, when I suspected a urinary tract infection, I just went to my GP to get it tested. That is the big advantage of living in a civilized country with a working medical insurance system…

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        IDK much about UTIs other than it makes women pee their pants, I’d fail the test methinks

  • Rose@slrpnk.net
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    Reminds me how several years back, the Calibre ebook reader software added a feature called “Polish ebooks”.

    I thought it’d automatically add some random Andrzej Sapkowski and Stanisław Lem titles to my library. Nope, it was just a feature to clean up messy document conversions, apparently.

  • Vandals_handle@lemmy.world
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    A mini snickers “in there” would probably give you a UTI

  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    It’s that you can eat the paper after the test.

  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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    Tbf I’ve never seen “treatment” shortened to “treat”

    At least put a period at the end to show it’s abbreviated.

  • kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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    There is a treat *wink wink*

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