First, I save this meme to my phone.
Second, I attempt to legally enter the US.
Third, I have all my rights revoked and get kidnapped by ICE.
Fourth, I wait and watch as the insects all get eaten before they can get to me.
See, being detained by Trump and his lizard people doesn’t have to be all bad.
Buy lifelong supply of wine corks.
without a base without a trace
just get yourself a lifetime supply of buttplugs like a responsible adult
What I can’t see can’t hurt me
Rapidly dig a small hole in the ground and resolve to place a donkey in it. This is now my “ass hole”
Then run away as fast as possible to survive the impending insect plague
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Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home
Sit back, relax, and enjoy myself.
Fight back. Eat chili.
butt plug
Mom please
mommy? is that you?
Formiphilia is like the worst fetish…🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Start an only fans, some freaks out there and I’m finna get rich
Enjoy my last day on earth with a citronella candle up my ass
Start by switching from boxers to briefs.
Station my chameleon by my booty and prepare to shoot myself in the face.
Imagine every insect that can walk, crawl, or fly bombarding your dwelling. Fuck it, throw arachnids in there as well. They will find a way in, you will be covered head-to-toe in swarming insects of 1,000 varieties.
Depending on where you live, you got a hour, maybe a whole day. But they’ll eventually break the windows and doors. At that time, your ass will belong to them.
In other news, I’m considering a new horror short.
A great deal of what we’d call insects outside of the scientific community are so small you can either barely see them or can’t see them at all unaided. The larger bugs would be getting sloppy seconds.
I choked on my coffee when this scrolled on screen.
Wear pants.
