Cordyceps

As a plus you get a room scent for free!

Yes my volt has shat itself once or twice as well

I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

Perkele

Came here to mention Farscape! Best space opera ever made. Just ordered the bluray set. My first watch was about 15 years ago on a crappy laptop screen. I’ve heard the sound quality is improved drastically, even if the image quality not so much, it being an upscale rather than native 1080p

I mean I knew it was hot, but surely it would be fine to touch just a little? …no, it was not. First and last time I’ve heard my flesh shizzle

I wont even touch my wife to be on the safe side of not giving her orgasms, only way to be sure is artificial insemination. In massive debt, but no homo.

I mean jokes are fine but this kinda borders on bad taste

Unsettlingly ostritch looking.

Lucky you, I just imagine one of those hawaiian centipedes snuggly chilling there and looking for a home

And the text even ends with a mention of her being in early menopause…

Nice Mizu

I think it would be just enough to go for those massive diarrhea spasms where you no longer even have anything to expulse but your body keeps pushing. Although I guess it would be cooler to have a Tarantino level spray, choco edition.

This fucker tore me to pieces back in the day… highly recommend it!

This is a special kind of cursed. Well done.

If tariff checked based on country of origin it wont help.

And that just makes it better!

If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess

God creates man