“Its shitposting all over the carpet. And you think thats cute?”
now it’s reposting it all over the place. honey, i think we should call the vet.
You gotta get that human a second human, they’re so much easier to take care of when there’s two of them! Make sure they’re neutered though, don’t want to take care of a litter!
Also, don’t mind the constant humping
Only if both humans consent! Otherwise you might need to separate them or keep a spray bottle handy to stop the behavior!
How would you know? It’s not like their thinking units have inter-robot wireless link modules. They just make cute sounds with their ingest cloacae. We really need to stop robotomorphising the humans, acting like they’re capable of such abstract concepts, and imposing our advanced moral systems on them. They have non-consensual interactions all the time, it’s in their nature.
Sometimes I get sad I have no one with this kind of humor and the language skills to share memes like this with.
You can send them to me. I love this kinda stuff.
We’d make great pets
My bots always try to get me to buy micro transactions and toxic radioactive herbal medicine from China.
I have started actively refusing games with microtransactions and it’s great
But that black salve seems so efficient in removing blemishes (by dissolving the top skin layers)
moby from brainpop if he didn’t have paint
