It’s real, they did an article about him. This was supposed to be a soft piece to make him more human. ha ha.
Why do billionaires NEED to be liked so badly? Is it because they don’t trust that anyone in their life likes them for who they are, instead of their money? Maybe, it’s because their own kids and wives hate them?
Money can’t fix self esteem.
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. We can’t imagine what it’s like to be that obscenely wealthy. Logic would state that it works the other way too. They have very little concept of humanity in general. You and I would be the same if no one in the world could tell us “no”. It’s a form of psychosis, in my humble opinion.
That’s… weird to think about.
He probably thinks he’s generally a “good” person, and making the world a better place, buy just that people misunderstand him. That’s wild. Fuck I really want to know to what extent he actually believes this.
I guess being a billionaire would be quite isolating. It might feel like you’re the only member of your species. There’s primitive monkeys you can interact with and some of them pretend to like you, but none of them really feel you or care about you.
if only there was some way to get rid of the money
Fuck. That one is kinda cool though
It would be funny if he had a sense of humor. I’m pretty sure he’s serious though.
I’m not saying it’s the coolest photo out there. It’s just the first photo I’ve seen of him where it’s not absolutely cringe at first glance.
Like, take any other photo of him, put somebody else there in the exact situation, and it’s still a cringe photo. This one though? Nah, pretty cool if it was someone else. Thats all I was trying to get across
Why is he wearing shoes on his hands?
Taking over Hawaiin land and stealing their water.
Did he take his face off so it wouldnt get wet?
He really went hard on the sunblocker because everyone knows that lizards love the sun.
He thought it would make an insellable picture. He was wrong. He’s gone the Madonna route, and wears the same clothes when he’s not wanting to be photographed.
Essentially Sports is a made for advertising SEO gamer site. They don’t produce any significant content.
Stupid sexy Zuckerberg
Thanks for the little bit of throwup in my mouth
You…you gonna finish that…?
🤣
he does do BJJ.
Zuckerberg surfs every morning right before he indulges in his complicated work algorithms, reports the New York Post. Now obviously being an IT giant comes with a casket full of responsibilities
Dressing up as a thicc Geosha Surfer every morning helps Zuck deal with his daily casket of problems.
complicated work algorithms
Pour more billions into VR!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS IT HAS TO PAY OFF1!1!!
he puts on a new human synthetic mask on his android chassis everyday you mean
Honestly, there is nothing to learn in this
Wow. Surprisingly caked.
“In 2022, the Eye of Sauron opened up about the reasons he surfs every morning.”
If he’s the Eye, who’s the Mouth? Musk?
Instead of Gandalf the grey there’s Bernie the Blue
Zinc really is excellent sunblock. Makes you look like a doofus and it gets absolutely everywhere, but you aren’t sunburnt.
Whiteface
What a ghoul
Why he got a fuckin dumpy
jerma’s evil cousin
