all I can see here is foot arch pain.
“Why is there a shoe footprint around all the animal foot prints?”
We may be over thinking this
Why are there always three paw prints together?! Must be some hopping tripedal bunny dog :)
Animal Detective: The dog you’re looking for weighs close to 200lbs, walks exclusively inside shoe prints, and (based on the trash in the area) is fond of playing Edward 40 Hands.
Pet Detective
ftfy
Your neighbour is very bad at deciphering tracks
So the dog prints are 3-4 prints relatively closely spaced, then a 2-3 foot gap and then 3-4 prints slightly offset from the first set.
Yup, most people dont have tracking sense, let alone common sense. This would easily fool the majority.
Well even if someone has tracking sense and skills, the probability that he thinks these shoes exist is near zero. So at best, he thinks of something weird is going on.
Half the comments are ruining the joke 😤
Welcome to lemmy.
I… what? He’s doing what with these shoes?
Pooping
full-on dropping trousers, froggy squatting and pinching a fat loaf on someone else’s doorstep in the middle of the day
Hey now, just a minute. That was a dog. See the tracks?
Now that’s what I call a shitpost
Illusion 100
