I recommend the failure horns from the Price is Right.
It would be HILARIOUS if a military band did that instead of playing Hail to the Chief. He gets off Air Force One and you just hear Fum fum fu fuuum, DUUUUURG.
I just looked that up, and… TIL where that sound clip came from.
He doesn’t deserve it. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire.
I would piss on his grave, though
Okay, but let me shit on it first, please.
And my barf!
Now now. Let’s not be rude here! The back of the queue is three times round the block!
Waste of good piss
I’m not so sure. Get a few dozen full honey trucks that have been roasting in the sun for a few weeks, and have ‘em unload on him. That seems like a fitting purpose for sewage.
Well now you’re just making a mess. Just drop him in one of the tanks to something.
I’m not trying to be nice about the death of the fascist, and mar-a-fucko’s already a steaming pile of shit, so there wouldn’t be much difference by dumping on him there.
Fair.
It’s not for him, it’s for everyone who had to survive.
How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
Ding dong the witch is dead. I remember that. Good Times.
Ding dong Donny’s dead
Ding dong the dick is dead.
Ding dong the orange is dead
I’d put good money on there already being some pretty good bangers waiting in the vault.
“Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.
Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
ding dong the bitch is dead
Words that rhyme with Trump: chump, grump, slump, bump, rump, lump, hump, Gump, dump, frump(y), pump, thump, clump, stump…
For Don: gone, pawn, prawn, fong, jong, con, QAnon, Mastadon…
There’s some pretty inspiring stuff to work with here for sure.
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I’ve been thinking “Dancing in the Street”
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE – she’s from UK but oh well
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
