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@jol@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 17 days ago

IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.

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IKEA sells toilet brushes with 2 brushes. My brain kept tripping like this is AI even while I held this product in my hand.

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@jol@discuss.tchncs.de to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 17 days ago
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  • @kinkles@sh.itjust.works
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    Obviously once you take it home you’re supposed to screw off one of these heads and store it somewhere. After a few months/years when the brush head is dirty enough, you go find the clean head and shove it up your ass.

    • @BossDj@lemm.ee
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    • RejZoR
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      40•17 days ago

      No, you rotate it so it drips on your hand. Obviously.

      • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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        It won’t drip on your hand if you rotate it fast enough. Go Darth Maul on that toilet.

        • @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca
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          Kidnap it from Dothomir and then cut it in half?

        • @twice_hatch@midwest.social
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          3•16 days ago

          Corn on the cob

    • @Burninator05@lemmy.world
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      13•16 days ago

      My friend wants to know if they have to wait to shove the clean one up their ass or if it’s something they can do right away.

      • @kinkles@sh.itjust.works
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        If you ask me I would wait but really it’s up to your friend

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        No they have to wait it’s a space law

    • @Cock_Inspecting_Asexual@lemmy.world
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      ok uhm… What do I do after shoving it up my ass? asking for a friend…

  • Otter
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    80•17 days ago

    Looks like the second one is loosely attached, and meant to be stored away as a replacement

    https://www.ikea.com/ca/en/p/tronnan-replacement-brush-white-10457027/

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      30•17 days ago

      It’d be nice if there were a lever to help remove the brush. I’d rather not physically manipulate the used brush with my hand.

      • @pimento64@sopuli.xyz
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        Easy, just use your mouth.

        • @ickplant@lemmy.world
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          Woah there! You’re clearly supposed to use your butthole.

          • TheLowestStone
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            9•17 days ago

            Not enough grip.

            • 🇦🇺𝕄𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕕𝕚𝕝𝕖
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              3•16 days ago

              I think that’s a you specific issue

            • @Jakule17@lemmy.world
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              2•16 days ago

              Good for you

      • @bassomitron@lemmy.world
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        19•17 days ago

        Cleaning or even latex gloves exist for a reason, haha

      • @Soup@lemmy.world
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        8•17 days ago

        Paper towel will also help. You’re gunna be ok.

      • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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        2•16 days ago

        That’s why the gods gave us chewing gum

  • @scholar@lemmy.world
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    Darth Maul’s toilet brush of choice

    • pelya
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      • IninewCrow
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        14•17 days ago

        Sith passing a monolith?

        • themeatbridge
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          Answer

          Maul in the stall

          • @Albbi@lemmy.ca
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            Sith taking a piss.

          • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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            Is that WWE’s new Pay-Per-View series? Can’t wait for the novelty accounts to start popping up about Mankind leaping 6 feet through the air from the top of the stall or The Undertaker making direct eye-contact through the gap in the door.

          • @Kalladblog@lemmy.world
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            1•16 days ago

            Maul on the bowl

      • Billegh
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        Sith cleaning pith?

  • @bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    It’s so you can share the bristly feeling with your partner

    • @dickalan@lemmy.world
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      ASS TO ASS

  • @pyre@lemmy.world
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  • IninewCrow
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    Simple … one side is for cleaning the toilet … the other side is for doing the dishes

    Just don’t mix up the ends … that would be disgusting

    • BarqsHasBite
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      I have a brush for cleaning bottles. Works great. Just kinda resembles a toilet brush. Different shape but they could have used a different color.

  • @f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz
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    16•16 days ago

    Do you even poop-lift, bro?

  • @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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    Ass to ass?

    • @thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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      11•17 days ago

    • BarqsHasBite
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      Only for the crack addicts.

      • Theo
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        3•17 days ago

        This made me chuckle.

      • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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        The first rule of being a crack addict is to keep you and your partner’s cracks sparkling clean.

    • @cheeseburger@lemmy.ca
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      Oh, a fellow Requiem for a Dream connoisseur!

  • @843563115848z@lemm.ee
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    12•16 days ago

    I just want to know if it’s dishwasher safe.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      You just rinse it in your contact lens holders

      • @GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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        2•16 days ago

        would an open air anus be large enough? I mean, after the stretching of course.

        • Prehensile_cloaca
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          Yes, but that will use up a lot of multipurpose saline

  • @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    Ferengi Q-Tip

    • @CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee
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      This would be a good prop for an elaborate con costume.

  • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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    How can this be so difficult to understand is beyond me, and I am from LATAM

    I mean it’s not a plumbus. This thing even has instructions

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    No way. I want to grip that thing by the end of a nice long handle so I’m holding it nowhere the business end. I don’t want two business ends so the one I used last time is hovering above my hand, possibly still waiting to shake droplets of nope on me.

  • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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    Please tell me you have not been cleaning the toilet with my Q-tip

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.deOP
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      I know people in Scandinavia are huge, but really?

  • @Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    Cursed

  • Mose13
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    Cleans your butt and the toilet at the same time. I’m not seeing the problem here

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