Also: Cis people when they find out there’s trans fats in the potato chips.
or anyone with a manual when they find out they are forking with a long trans mission stick, pumping a tight annular spring via their thrust bearing with the primary trans shaft buried deep in the back of their crankshaft through the self lubricating pilot bearing to buffer all the rough asynchronous screwing
synchro gigiddy mesh gettin your bottom shaft up to speed to fork with fineness without double pounding the annular
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A pressure plate clutch “diaphragm” or annular spring:
Wait, cars are sexy now?
cis people when life:
“I don’t mind you’re gay just don’t hit on me” motherfuckers be lookin like
MAGA intensifies
None that I’ve seen
Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):
checkmate /lib
Anarchists when they find out about the prostate
Capitalists when they find out only the first letter is capitalized
libertarians when their personal liberties are crushed by corporations
Democratic socialists when… Uhh, I don’t have anything bad to say about them. Nice bunch.
When the demons socialize with them.
What’s the second L? Landlords?
All LGBTQIA+ people are cool, but I draw the line at landlords. Enough is enough, goddamnit.
I wanted to do a comedy sketch about ordering a BLT with some friends and being asked if I wanted guacamole on it saying yes despite their horrified looks
Getting one of them to explain BLTG>LGBT before dismissing them and taking a bite
Cut to my outfit being overly gay and “the voice”
I just assume someone else has already done it
I rarely ever sleep eight hours straight. Should I be worried?
Maybe you should try 7 hours straight + 1 hour gay. Everyone has their own chromo type
