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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 18 days ago

Things are about to finally change!

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Things are about to finally change!

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 18 days ago
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  • @shaserlark@sh.itjust.works
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    Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?

    • "no" bananaOP
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      If he’s into tariffs he’ll do great probably

  • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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    37•18 days ago

    Honestly, if Trump wants to change the laws for a third time, that finally allows the Trump x Obama battle xD

    • @Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world
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      I do not think they will pass a constitutional amendment, so if Trump runs this will end up in court. I would like to see SC struggling to handle Obamas and Trumps case together.

      • @samus12345@lemm.ee
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        Usually they just ignore the courts and do what they want, but in this case it would be difficult to actually hold a nationwide election, even a sham one, because it would require enough of the states to cooperate and put him on the ballot. The only way he stays in is if he just refuses to leave or if the SCROTUS says that Trump is President for life because reasons.

    • @shaserlark@sh.itjust.works
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      2•18 days ago

      It’s not the same without Michelle

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      1•18 days ago

      God the Republican SEETHING

      Now I kind of want it to happen.

      #MakeDroneStrikesLiberalAgain

  • @ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    30•18 days ago

    Now that everyone has been reminded about trump, the dnc can run the same candidates from before and people will know to go with it this time, right?

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Lol

      I’d rather join The Resistance than The Collaboration.

      The fuck are they going to do now? Keep defending the new status quo?

      • @thejoker954@lemmy.world
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        3•18 days ago

        Just another turn of the ratchet.

    • @Aqarius@lemmy.world
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      You joke, but can you honestly tell me this place wouldn’t be full of people making trolley problem ““arguments”” about the obviously correct choice to make?

      • @Katana314@lemmy.world
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        7•18 days ago

        One track is made from subgrade steel and has a risk of derailing the trolley. The other is filled with explosives and shrapnel. Do you change the track?

        • @Aqarius@lemmy.world
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          4•18 days ago

          I change it to whatever track I’m on. Komm, süßer Tod!

  • @pno2nr@lemmy.world
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    30•18 days ago

    You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

    • Lemminary
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      2•18 days ago

      Slide to the right, slide to the right. Crisscross! Everybody clap your hands.

  • @Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca
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    23•18 days ago

    • @SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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      9•18 days ago

      I think people are talking about the spiraling wealth inequality and the resulting economic collapse that nobody in a position of power is interested in admitting exists

      • @kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•17 days ago

        Republicans will talk about it, but they blame it on anyone who doesn’t have power.

  • @mlg@lemmy.world
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    22•18 days ago

    At this rate I fully expect the democrats to fumble the midterm elections which should be literally the easiest campaign in decades.

    • @sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4•18 days ago

      it’s their entire strategy. jobs: secured

    • @Contemporarium@lemm.ee
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      2•17 days ago

      They absolutely will

    • ihatebirds
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      0•17 days ago

      I’d appreciate if you not engage in this sort of tankie rhetoric. They will not “fumble” if you actually go support them instead of typing behind your .world alt

      • @mlg@lemmy.world
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        3•16 days ago

        Criticism of one of the worst democratic party campaigns is clearly the mark of a tankie.

        There’s just no way telling your constituency and voter base to “fuck off” would have any kind of negative consequence on the election.

        It’s just simply impossible. We clearly lost because the tankies from .ml ran a nationwide psyop that lead to losing every single swing state.

      • @scintilla@lemm.ee
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        They fumbled against fucking Trump. TWICE. I’m not going to campaign for slightly less bad than Trump because if that’s what they run again I’m done.

    • @mellyuser@lemm.ee
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      DNC at this point has become a thankless scapegoat. Looking from outside the US, its crazy to see the copium. Which political party in this world can “do its job” when you fking literally elect convicted felons? How tf is it the easiest election when a vast majority dont even care that he is a convicted rapist. Its time to blame the citizens for a change than fuckall. Hitler could have run for election and still lose to Trump and that is saying something. With a democrat base like these commenters here, I don’t know why the politicians even bother. Just leave the country for a decade and let it rot.

  • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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    20•18 days ago

    As much as you hate the DNC right now they are serving up some major L’s for trump.

    To be fair though, with his tarrifs he basically took a hammer to his own nuts.

    • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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      they are serving up major Ls for trump.

      Are they tho? Cause to me it seems like trump is floundering and the DNC has spent the last 9 years doing fuck all about it

      • @Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        8•18 days ago

        I’m so over this two party circle jerk.

      • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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        Who do you think is prosecuting all these cases against the government and stalling their agenda?

        • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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          I don’t really know. Nobody seems to really be in jail, and their agenda keeps happening so enlighten me please.

          • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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            Supreme Court loses 9-0. Garcia released from super max. They haven’t sent any other migrants to el salvador, yet. Initial wins on dei cases, federal employee cases… etc. I by no means am here to educate you so you can either say your peace and lay off me or I’ll just ignore you for forever. Your choice.

            • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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              You know none of those are “wins” right? Garcia is where? Trump’s admin is not following the supreme courts orders (and they seem to not care), They are still rounding up people and putting them in camps and as far as I can tell your federal employees are still fired crippling your government further.

              This is just more of the odd “teams” nature of what the usa has become, and now both “teams” are in their own silos reading their own news about how the other side is “losing” all while the free world burns.

              • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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                Tell me, what would you have them do, aside from the obvious like being more vocal and better at controlling the media narrative.

                • @V7r_KfqL@midwest.social
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                  3•18 days ago

                  Their jobs? Like not supporting the continuing resolution and the SAVE act?

                • @M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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                  0•18 days ago

                  At this point? Step aside.

        • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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          6•18 days ago

          Unelected judges?

        • Clairvoidance
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          1•15 days ago

          probably the judicial branch actually

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      12•18 days ago

      Barely showing up wins again!

    • @Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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      What? You’re talking about the USA DNC?

      Most of those guys are clowns, but without the charm, skills, or self-awareness. Just the greasepaint and dead eyes.

      A handful of them could be outsmarted by a revolving door.

    • @inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
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      Go ahead and list them then.

      Let me start of with this one:

      https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/chuck-schumer-vote-advance-gop-funding-bill-democratic-divisions-rcna196306

      Fucking bang up job opposing Trump and his fascists.

      • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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        His stated strategy was to allow trumps policies to destroy the gop themselves and prevent subterfuge that would allow them to scape goat the DNC.

        So far, it’s working. Trump owns every part of this economy.

        I would have liked more direct action but who knows what would have happened otherwise.

        • @inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world
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          Go ahead and provide that citation.

          https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/schumer-defends-vote-avert-shutdown-position-senate-democratic/story?id=119913097

          Also still waiting on the list of L’s they’ve given Trump.

          • @scintilla@lemm.ee
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            They think judges going against the Trump admin and then doing nothing to enforce it is an “L” for Trump some how.

        • Clairvoidance
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          schumer the secret (public?) accelerationist

  • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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    17•18 days ago

    He’s been biding his time

  • @LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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    9•17 days ago

    Fuck, this is such a good shitpost. It’s still cracking me up.

  • @Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    7•18 days ago

    Things are about to finally cringe

  • @Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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    6•18 days ago

    Just call him Mr. House already.

  • @Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world
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    4•18 days ago

    I need this guy going Rambo should Trump seize ultimate power.

  • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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    That would be so funny haha

    • "no" bananaOP
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      Funny, funny… Or funny, sad?

      • @Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Dead funny xD

  • @GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world
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    Fk that zionist

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    The American left: I won’t vote Democrat unless they get rid of that old white man and pick someone qualified

    educated black woman appears

    American left: eeew, not like that

    • @tane@lemm.ee
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      Removed by mod

      • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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        There it is.

        Your history is toxic as fuck

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          Removed by mod

          • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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            Stop infecting the left with your toxicity, go join the other side if you wanna be a bigot

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              Removed by mod

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