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@Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world •
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19 days ago

What would you do with if you had the Midas touch?

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What would you do with if you had the Midas touch?

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  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    36•19 days ago

    I’d “make a golden tree statue”, sell it for crypto, buy trump coins with it, go to his dinner, and shake his hand.

    • @notabot@lemm.ee
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      I like this plan. The first half made me hate it, which is a pretty good sign it’s hitting the right key points of environmental destruction, profiteering, crypto, bad crypto and buying influence, but then brings it back right at the end.

      You’re going to have to be careful not to touch anything at the dinner before shaking hands, you wouldn’t want to give the game away too early.

      • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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        3•18 days ago

        You’ve got a point, I should probably just touch a rock and start the thing with that instead of a poor tree.

  • @cattywampas@lemm.ee
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    24•19 days ago

    Starve to death, probably. Isn’t that what happened to King Midas?

    • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world
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      5•19 days ago

      Can you catch grapes in your mouth? We need more details on the rules.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      I mean, there’s the time period where your not starving to death but, ya, you probably ded.

      I mean I don’t see how you couldn’t do a feeding tube other than it’s going to be not great pulling that sucker out.

    • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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      They hadn’t invented gloves back then?

    • caseyweederman
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      Use the thing that Phage the Untouchable had to use to eat.
      It had claws to peel her lips back, and an extender that would push very raw meat down her throat (it would start to rot the moment it touched her, so the fresher the better)

  • @papalonian@lemmy.world
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    18•19 days ago

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
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    19 days ago

    High five a certain gold loving narcissist

    • @Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      7•19 days ago

      It would be fitting that his hand would be stuck upright in that “awkward hand gesture”

  • Archangel
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    9•19 days ago

    Jerk off.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.worldOP
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      7•19 days ago

      [Insert goldmember]

  • @quediuspayu@lemmy.world
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    8•17 days ago

    Devaluate gold.

  • @mrfriki@lemmy.world
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    6•18 days ago

    The man with the gilded crotch…

    • HobbitFoot
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      6•18 days ago

      Goldmember…

  • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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    6•18 days ago

    Get distracted and scratch my nose.

  • @tomi000@lemmy.world
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    4•18 days ago

    Touch all the CEOs I can get my hands on

  • @roofuskit@lemmy.world
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    4•19 days ago

    I would attend political rallies and be sure to be up front for shaking hands.

  • @chainysawrs@lemmy.world
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    4•18 days ago

    Turn my microplastic collection I’ve been hoarding in my body into gold.

  • gon [he]
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    Lead. Alchemy baby.

  • @cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    Watch Meidas Touch

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