That’s uh German for uh… Thee Bart, Thee.
Juror: well no one who speaks German could be evil!
Could you please sing the entire score of the HMS Pinafore?
Oh, well no one who speaks German could be evil.
No no, my name is Bort.
Bortender: what’ll you have?
Was in SF BART transit system and someone with a knife was running around like this. Soooo… Pretty accurate.
Kill Bart! Kill Bart!
Kill, Bart! Kill, Bart!Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this but it’s always good for a chuckle. I look forward to forgetting it and seeing it pop up again in a few months.
Actually, it’s Sideshow Bob who says “Die Bart Die!”. The bartender is named Moe Szyslak
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Bob had it tattooed, didn’t he?
That’s right! Thanks for the correction
Ouch.
The reference scene roughly translates as “The Beard-ess, the -ess” as in calling the beard a female object.
Dad joke level unlocked!
Quality shitpost!
I always thought it was a question…
Bartender?
Nah, it’s kinda tough.Where’s the sound?!
The bar in Bart is cognate of bin/ben in Arabic/Hebrew. It features not just in Aramaic but also Nabatean Arabic which was heavily influenced by Aramaic.
It’s actually der Bart, not die. 🤓