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Everything’s computer
i feel like saying “mark my words”, but i think tesla would probably end up on the top of the list of “most scammy products, given it’s price”.
He passed DeLorean quicker than John could look up from his line.
you made me picture a Back to the Future remake with a Tesla Truck as the time machine…
No and fuck you for saying it.
true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it
i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane
That horror scenario has been floating around since the announcement of the murderous tin can. And let me just tell you despite everything I am glad there hasn‘t been a serious attempt at remaking this classic in this timeline thus far.
Elmo is a scammer, he has been for at least a decade. Most of the words coming out of his mouth are lies, nothing not this is new or news
the thing about some people is that once you figure out what “their” truth is, you realize why they say they “can’t lie” and it doesn’t make sense. i’m not saying i’ve got HIS number yet, but i’m sure it’s pretty easy to anyone with physical access to him. just like a pc.
Tesla is a shitty company, and everyone who works there is shitty. Same for SpaceX. They don’t have any excuses left.
Anyone who buys a Tesla from this point forward is also shitty.
Maybe because it’s run by the shittiest man on the planet.
I’d be willing to bet Tesla odos go off GPS readings instead of any sort of physical sensor or mechanism. All kinds of opportunity to screw the reading up that way, intentionally or otherwise.
That can’t be legal, there is surely a requirement for having odometers that are hard to manipulate to avoid fraud
I hope so, but if their intent is to commit fraud what is and isn’t legal might not prevent them from ending up with manipulated results
Laws? For corporations?
Should be super easy to prove too… Take an assortment of Teslas to a 1 mile stretch of road, drive it up and down 20 times, measure the mileage before and after.
It might only overcount from 40k to 50k, that hump to get the warranty over. Then undercount to get back on track.
They are the most data harvested car by far. Knowing these criminals they likely run statistical models trained on all prior Teslas, approaching it like an actuary/data scientist.
The overcounting may only be performed on Individual units that display certain patterns which indicate premature failure. Maybe it only occurs based on the profitability vs likelihood of warranty claim for that individual unit, mitigating losses for manufacturing defaults (or cost cutting by a narcissistic megalomaniac).
Unless it’s random and only adds on for say a long trip where you may not notice a mile here or there.
That’s when I’m most likely to notice.
The only way elon has to respond to ANY problem… Is to cheat
He’s literally that guy. You know the kid that has to find any irritating angle to just abuse the system?
Everyone who cleans up their desk gets a cookie and this kid is trading other kids half his cookie to clean their desk so he gets 20 cookies and gives 10 back kinda dude. And then argues with the teacher she said “desk” not their own desk.
The only way to deal with people like that is to give them a pink belly and send them home crying.
Are the drivers Tokyo drifters? Cause that could explain it
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The most likely explanation here is someone recorded the wrong odometer reading.
