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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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    Two courses of action.

    1. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what’s going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.

    2. You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there’s only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.

    Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.

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      Alternate option if you’re feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.

      Kick out the inside Ramirez and let them fight to the death. The winner is the fake one.

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        Won’t someone please consider a time travel option??

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          No the Cosmonaut skeleton told me that’s dumb.

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        And if he floats, he’s also a witch.

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      You look yourself at the mirror: You are Ramirez

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        No.

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      Everyone knows the correct answer is the alternate option, but the first one makes the initial drama and sets up the opportunity for a movie to happen in the first place.

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        Coming soon to theaters: Among Us

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          I hate how fucking plausible this joke is, if this actually happens I’m holding you personally accountable

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            Don’t worry, I’ve only pitched it to Warner Bros.

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              There it goes on the shelf, next to Batgirl.

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            Was there ever any merit to that claim that you could post elaborate plots on some subr*dt and make it harder for movie studios to make those exact films?

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            Given how well the Minecraft and FNAF movies did, it’s almost guaranteed to happen.

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          I hear that the movie is very SUSpenseful

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            I vote to eject you for that pun.

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              )

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          Starring Jack Black

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            “I…am SUS.”

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      Oh I’ve seen this one.

      You tie them both up. Set them down on a couch next to each other. Get each of their blood into a dish. Then you take a flame thrower, heat up some metal and apply it to each dish of blood. Easy.

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      If theres one thing I know about aliens, its that the whole ship needs to burn in orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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      You obviously remove the Ramirez with the goatee.

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      Kill them both. I’m actually Ramirez. The creatures don’t understand names.

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      Blow the inside-Ramirez out the airlock, give the outside one some company. - The good ending. :)

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