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shish_mish to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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I had no idea y cunt was this powerful

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shish_mish to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • @krashmo@lemmy.world
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    260•1 month ago

    I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      147•1 month ago

      Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

      • @Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
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        33•1 month ago

        Romans have entered the chat

      • @FourWaveforms@lemm.ee
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        1•1 month ago

        Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up

    • @Yoga@lemmy.ca
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      deleted by creator

      • @Helvetica@sh.itjust.works
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        28•1 month ago

        Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

  • @Glide@lemmy.ca
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    151•1 month ago

    You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyz
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      “Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Communists_Have_Better_Sex%3F

      https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/dec/03/why-women-have-better-sex-under-socialism-review

    • Ziglin (it/they)
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      2•1 month ago

      I would expect lesbians to be best at it.

  • @Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    126•1 month ago

    Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

    • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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      21•1 month ago

      Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

    • @Sonor@lemmy.world
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      17•1 month ago

      a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

      • @froh42@lemmy.world
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        9•1 month ago

        There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.

        And a lot of people believed this guy.

        • @DrivebyHaiku@lemmy.ca
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          6•1 month ago

          If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.

          So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.

          Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.

        • @Sonor@lemmy.world
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          3•1 month ago

          So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?

          • @ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world
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            1•1 month ago

            I knew there was a reason I love 'em so much!

    • @gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      6•1 month ago

      yes

  • @Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    93•1 month ago

    Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

    • Scratch
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      53•1 month ago

      Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

  • @Aquila@sh.itjust.works
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    66•1 month ago

    Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

  • Dogiedog64
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    56•1 month ago

    Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

    • @Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world
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      43•1 month ago

      It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis

      • @Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        8•1 month ago

        Might even get a T boost by the same logic.

    • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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      9•1 month ago

      I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

    • modifier
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      3•1 month ago

      I reject your entire premise!

  • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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    50•1 month ago

    FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

  • @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    49•1 month ago

    Babe wake up, new incell cope just dropped

    • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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      18•1 month ago

      It’s endlessly hilarious that the term incel was coined by a queer woman.

      • @huppakee@lemm.ee
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        14•1 month ago

        Great piece of history this is.

        … Originally I used the abbreviation “invcel”. (My first article on the topic needed a DOS filename of 8 characters or less!) Someone else on the mailing list (the original forum) suggested that “incel” would be easier to pronounce, so we had switched by 1999.

        Since the incel forums became exclusively male, and trended towards misogyny, the world has come to use the term “incel” to refer to men who are angry at women because they can’t find someone to date or have sex with. Reclaiming the term for the original neutral meaning would be a hopeless cause.

  • slingstone
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    God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We’re going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

    What the actual fuck?

    • @Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world
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      Dude dude dude

      Don’t call this out. Please let’s lean into this one.

      Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      15•1 month ago

      We cannot undo it, at this point it’s too set-in, it’s like an oily turd that’s now seeped into the woodgrain of our society. The only way forward is to accelerate it until it ignites. We have to push on it.

      We have to tell everyone that we would NEVER risk touching another person NOR ourselves, if we wish to remain proud, strong, heterosexual, masculine. Even wearing clothes, the fabric may have been handled by female factory workers, we must encourage real men to never wear clothes. Real men would never enter a home either, feeeemales may have been in almost every home ever made, so they must also be avoided lest fem-particles invade your body.

      The only way to truly be a Real Man™ is to live naked in the woods, isolated, unwashed, eating bugs (genderless, asexual ones like stick insects only) and never letting your hands touch your body.

  • @Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    41•1 month ago

    Dude, it’s ok if you just want to suck cock.

  • @Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world
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    35•1 month ago

    Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

    Chicken or the egg for the modern era

    • @CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner’s pleasure.

      These men literally can’t comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don’t directly benefit from it.

    • @Ledericas@lemm.ee
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      left

      right wingers, incels always talk about men, and mens body especially the penis. porn basically destroyed thier minds.

  • @boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world
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    30•1 month ago

    This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    28•1 month ago

    There’s a direct correlation between the usage of the term “direct correlation” and being an absolute imbecile.

    • @greenhorn@lemm.ee
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      13•1 month ago

      Wait, but

      • @braindamagebuddy@lemmy.world
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        14•1 month ago

        They know what they said 😤

        • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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          2•1 month ago

          Username checks out.

    • @ameancow@lemmy.world
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      6•1 month ago

      On that same note, 86.4% of people who cite statistics, are usually using them wrong or just making them up completely.

  • @surph_ninja@lemmy.world
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    26•1 month ago

    It’s true. Effeminate dudes are getting more pussy. Been trying to tell people for decades.

    • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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      5•1 month ago

      So, I gotta try harder?

      • udon
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        Just ask yourself “What would Andrew Tate do?” and then do the opposite of that

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    26•1 month ago

    I wish some woman would estronenize me.

    • @bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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      1•1 month ago

      Real: expected

      Celibate: involuntary

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