• Yerbouti
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    197 days ago

    As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.

  • @Ilixtze@lemm.ee
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    137 days ago

    I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.

    • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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      37 days ago

      I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.

  • @cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    76 days ago

    Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That’s the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

    Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

  • Phoenixz
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    56 days ago

    So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit

  • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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    77 days ago

    Really, to be a true man, you should only be having gay sex. Women are too feminine and bring you down by proxy.

  • Maple Engineer
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    6 days ago

    Is that why neo-fascist women are so fucking miserable?

    As a socialist pussy eater I don’t feel any need to walk around waving my masculinity at people. Maybe the real issue is that the neo-fascist non-pussy eaters have such delicate masculinity that they’re afraid to do anything that might hurt it.

    Left wing babes are welcome to sit on my face any time. I’ll take that risk.

  • @LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee
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    46 days ago

    It’s all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.

  • Felix Lee
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    36 days ago

    So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

  • @ZeffSyde@lemmy.world
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    47 days ago

    I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.