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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

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The U.S. government has banned American government personnel in China, as well as family members and contractors with security clearances, from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
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  • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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    85•1 month ago

    If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.

    • @flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz
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      39•1 month ago

      So you’re saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country

      • @NatakuNox@lemmy.world
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        1•1 month ago

        And hang out in brothels and preferably have an addiction. Either to gambling or sex. Those make the honey pot much easier

    • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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      23•1 month ago

      What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?

      • @kambusha@sh.itjust.works
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        4•1 month ago

        When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      1 month ago

      Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”

    • @voluble@lemmy.ca
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      4•1 month ago

      Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do

    • @Sibshops@lemm.ee
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      3•1 month ago

      The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.

    • m-p{3}
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      3•1 month ago

      honeydick

    • @The_Caretaker@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      1•1 month ago

      I like honey?

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        4•1 month ago

        Found Winnie the Pooh!

  • @DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    63•1 month ago

    US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.

    • @Phoenix3875@lemmy.world
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      8•1 month ago

      Red hot.

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      6•1 month ago

      The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.

  • @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    23•1 month ago

    This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      5•1 month ago

      Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.

  • @pneumatron@sh.itjust.works
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    21•1 month ago

    But playing world of tanks is still ok right?

    • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      Butt playing is always alright

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      2•1 month ago

      What’s lemmy.ml have to do with this?

  • @IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • @Klairabelle@lemmy.world
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    11•1 month ago

    Shi Pei Pu anyone?

    Shi Pei Pu

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      5•1 month ago

      20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.

      In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.

      One hell of a tuck job

    • @mlg@lemmy.world
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      3•1 month ago

      the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol

  • @VeryVito@lemmy.ml
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    7•1 month ago

    Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    6•1 month ago

  • @smontanaro@lemmy.world
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    That’s going to put a real crimp in the dating pool…

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