If you’re a government worker in a non allied country and an attractive stranger wants to touch your dingle, its a honeypot.
So you’re saying I need to find a government job in a non allied country
And hang out in brothels and preferably have an addiction. Either to gambling or sex. Those make the honey pot much easier
What if they want to touch my honeypot, is that a dingle?
When the bear wants your money, like a big pot of honey, that’s a-dingle
Which can be turned to your advantage if you’re aware of it. “Oh man [insert weird deviant fetish] drives me crazy, sometimes I just start spilling state secrets”
Find someone who looks at you like the foreign adversary honeypot do
The honeypot probably has access to their Tiktok algorithm and “coincidently” likes all the same things.
honeydick
Call me Winnie-the-Pooh!
I like honey?
Found Winnie the Pooh!
US government declares Chinese women to be too hot.
Red hot.
The qipao is definitely in the running for hottest traditional dress.
This has got to be for one person in particular. I wonder who they are and what they did for him to think they deserved this?
Chad in Diplomatic HR has been cleaning up.
But playing world of tanks is still ok right?
Butt playing is always alright
What’s lemmy.ml have to do with this?
You are required to have a relationship with a Russian Citizen instead
Shi Pei Pu anyone?
20 year sexual relationship and the dude never figured the woman she had the affair with was actually a dude. Lmao.
In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back.
One hell of a tuck job
the masterofroflness video on this was insane to watch lol
Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.
That’s going to put a real crimp in the dating pool…
