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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Caught Slacking

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Caught Slacking

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𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @RangerJosey@lemmy.ml
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    49•2 months ago

    Fuck you OP.

  • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    27•2 months ago

    excuse me what the fuck

  • CodexArcanum
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    22•2 months ago

    Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!

    • @TheThrillOfTime@lemmy.ml
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      So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.

      • @Verat@sh.itjust.works
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        Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.

        • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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          3•2 months ago

          Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha

        • @monarch@lemm.ee
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          deleted by creator

    • bzLem0n
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      You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.

  • Die Martin Die
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    14•2 months ago

  • @Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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    13•2 months ago

    Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.

  • @mutual_ayed@sh.itjust.works
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    8•2 months ago

    Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!

  • @peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
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    7•2 months ago

    Uncalled for

  • @Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de
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    5•2 months ago

    Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry

  • @Harvey656@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.

  • @saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    4•2 months ago

    Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

  • M137
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    I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.

    • @CluckN@lemmy.world
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      No wonder he lost his five star rating

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒OP
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        4•2 months ago

        Criticized once. dies

  • @HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4•2 months ago

    !hydrohomies@lemmy.world !hydrohomies@feddit.de

  • @palmtrees2309@lemm.ee
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    4•2 months ago

    Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.

  • M.int
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    3•2 months ago

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