American Christians think Jesus will come back if they help the Zionists erase the Palestinians.
It’s too bad people downvoted you because that’s genuinely what they (the evangelicals - not all Christians) believe
Jesus didn’t flood the earth right? That was God. His dad who is also him but not but yes. I dunno, I don’t get it.
Depends on how you interpret the Trinity.
God also promised he wouldn’t use that specific method ever again. Doesn’t take a rules lawyer to figure out the issue with that one.
Do it. Just flood it. Try with dolphins next time
Turn the tap on and walk away like the wet bandits.
Americans will live through the most prosperous, most happy, and liberal period in human history, elect a single piece of shit to the Presidency, and decide it’s time for the world to end.
Drown me, sky daddy.
Dear Jesus, plz flood the earth amen
Jesus promised he won’t use that one specific method of genocide ever again, that’s why he created the rainbow - Genesis 9:8-17
This is Jesus realizing he’s become his father, and he’s not sure if that’s a bad thing.
AS HE LIGHTS AN AMERICAN SPIRIT, HE ASKS HOW I CAN SMOKE SUCH SHIT!
flood it. we’re beyond saving
I dunno, I’m pretty dope.
Oh boy, I NEED the template to that, pretry please?
Just take the humans out of the equation, completely, and let the earth take care of itself.
The flooding is going to come anyway. JC should just play video games and let humans continue melting the ice caps.
Nope, rainbow. Checkmate
