My PTO is earned. I’ll use it when I please.
You’re using PTO for a death in the family?
Welcome to America. Oh you have none? Guess you won’t be grieving these bills ain’t gonna inflate themselves.
I think most any full time job in the US has bereavement leave.
It’s only the poorest of the poors that get absolutely fucked, as is tradition.
I myself have to use PTO for it. So…
Nope, but I don’t have to fake a death to take a couple days.
Oh, now I get the joke.
Yes, but what about second PTO?
You get second PTO?
Thanks to divorce & remarriage, I used to have 8 living people that I considered grandparents, plus a few more that I guess could’ve also been considered grandparents, but they were estranged and I never met them. If everyone is divorced and remarried, I think you could claim up to 16 grandparents!
yeah, i knew most other kids didn’t have five grandpas but that’s what I grew up with so it doesn’t seem unusual to me.
And I thought I had a hard time with 7!