And I thought I was the only one who breast fed my dog.
You mean women do it too?
Breastfed?
I would have thought it was inkfed.
ARE YOU A SQUID? No.
Don’t try to appropriate my culture!
But a squid isn’t a mammal so they shouldn’t have mammary glands.
You shouldn’t have mammary glands either, but you don’t see me going around telling everyone.
Unless you store your milk in the ink sacs…
And I suppose you do something sick and twisted like store it in a carton in the fridge. I know your kind.
No actually I’m severely lactose intolerant.
Just thinking about lactose sends me into a rage.
Humor is subjective of course, but I think “dog” replaced with “husband” would have worked better.
The dog disagrees
woof
You want her to marry her dog?
Took a whole different turn. I was agreeing at the first part then saw the dog part went nasty.
Classic.
Mmm, puppies!
sweater puppies
You had me in the first three quarters I’m not gonna lie.
You had me in the second half, I’m gonna lie
I’m NOT offended that you are breast feeding your dog … I’m offended that anyone or anything would drink your breast milk
