I think I need to call ICE and turn myself in. I’m from somewhere like Barbados, New Zealand, Uruguay or Italy…I’ve been living in the US for sooooo long that my English is practically perfect. Please deport me. My home country misses my economic contributions.
Uruguay it is then! Please threaten to send me to a country that has 98% renewable energy and a haven for all things open source. I just might be able to survive with my limited knowledge of Esperanto!
yes please deport me to a place with healthcare.
Yeah, I was kind of wondering if there was a list of countries from which I could choose to be deported to. I mean my parents were American and I was born in America but that doesn’t matter anymore, right. It would be great to be deported to someplace nice. I quite liked New Zealand when I visited. Do they take requests?
I see well without any documentation we’ll have to run a DNA analysis to try and determination your nation of birth.
Results are back. 23 and Me reports Yemen with 82% confidence. Wheels up in 10.
Great deport my ass to France, got to better rhere then here.
Your discount version of 23 and Me came back as Algeria?
I just hope i never get deported to texas.
I’ve never lived there, but still.> go to the US as a traveler from eastern europe > get caught by ice > claim you're a french canadian, your accent is actually just an even weirder french > get deported > free asylum in canadaukranian you say?
I don’t get the post. I don’t think there are illegal immigrants from Italy or new Zealand in the USA.
The joke is that OP is not actually undocumented, but wants to turn themselves in to get the free flight to these travel destinations.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
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