Died. Otherwise you’re still living.
Thanks, Dad.
…left your home country and traveled the world.
The real trip is coming back home with new eyes
seen why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
It was a tragic day when I grew up and could no longer see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Buzz Aldrin went to the moon, and only then did he understand why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Dw I’m also guilty of several rickrolls ;-)
Gotten truly and utterly lost without a communication device. Especially powerful if you are in a foreign country where you don’t speak the language and/or are alone. Nothing quite like it.
Ok that must truly have been an experience. I’d put it on the same level as being homeless (happened to me for a night).
Eaten kraft dinner, with fancy ketchup
I don’t have a million dollars so I cant afford Dijon ketchup :(
But Kraft Mac goes with franks red hot
Second moonraker elited a match of Goldeneye.
… until you have seen a subartic tundra lemmings’ smile 😋
…taken a good dump
had an ego death on psychedelics
travelled and lived abroad
had a near death experience
Absolutely
Punched a Nazi.
Moments I have truly known I was alive:
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Using the restroom after chopping chillies but before washing my hands
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Hearing my boss say “Can I talk to you in my office…?”
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Seeing the jerk who swerved around me doing three times the speed limit get stopped by a cop
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Playing with a kitten I had just adopted
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Stuck your dick in the macaroni salad at Publix
“If this gonna be that kinda party ima stick my stick in the mashed potatoes!”
…had someone rifle balls at you, as hard as they can, off of a bat or racquet. Something about facing it down and letting your instinctual reactions take over is viscerally primal.
u ok?
Ooh absolutely. The primal feelings of being attacked are truly a part of human existence that many people (thankfully) don’t ever experience in their life.
Pooped with the bathroom door open.
My dog needs to know I’m ok so I watch him poop and he watches me poop 🙃
