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@MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago

Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕

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Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕

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@MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 4 months ago
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  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    27•4 months ago

    What? No Magnum 44 marker?

    • pruwyben
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      10•4 months ago

      This triggered some memories.

  • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    21•4 months ago

    I don’t know, have you tasted a nose?

    • @Poach@lemmy.world
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      4•4 months ago

      Have you ever smelled a nose?

      • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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        5•4 months ago

        Constantly

  • Cyborganism
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    17•4 months ago

    What’s that last one? A nose smells better than it tastes? Or are we talking boogers?

    • @MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      35•4 months ago

      Well, noses can’t taste very much is my guess so they are a lot better at smelling

      • Mayor Poopington
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        12•4 months ago

        Our sense of smell is crucial to tasting things

        • @MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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          7•4 months ago

          My COVID nose made surströmming taste pretty good

          • Mayor Poopington
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            3•4 months ago

            Guess that’s one way to get people to stay away from you

      • stankmut
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        2•4 months ago

        It’s not that your nose can’t taste very much. It’s like the other three, eating a nose won’t taste very good.

        You’re supposed to get to the nose and think about how it definitely wouldn’t taste good. Then you think about how it doesn’t really smell that much better than you imagine it would taste. And then you go “Ahh. Smells! My nose is good at smelling!” and then die laughing at the hilarity of the wordplay.

    • @samus12345@lemm.ee
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      13•4 months ago

      It’s a pun. The nose smells as in detecting odors.

      • Cyborganism
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        6•4 months ago

        😑😑😑😑😑 I am le stupide.

    • @Kelo@lemmy.world
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      6•4 months ago

      I guess physically, nose is better at smelling than tasting

  • @5oap10116@lemmy.world
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    7•4 months ago

    I work in a plastics analytical lab and I hate the smell of chloroform. Not because it’s dangerous or anything. I just hate how it smells.

    • @MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      4•4 months ago

      What do u mean, you don’t like the sickeningly sweet pool chlorine 2.0 smell?

      • @5oap10116@lemmy.world
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        3•4 months ago

        Maybe I’ve run into too many edgelords in the lab who “love the smell”. Doesn’t smell like chlorine at all really for me at least. I see it as the most awful artificial fruit perfume.

    • @ikidd@lemmy.world
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      3•4 months ago

      Every time I’ve smelled it, my butt hurt afterwards.

      • @5oap10116@lemmy.world
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        1•4 months ago

        You need to aggressively huff it for a while before you lose consciousness

  • @CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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    2•4 months ago

    Fresh motor oil smells amazing imo. Kinda earthy

    • @MataVatnik@lemmy.worldOP
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      1•4 months ago

      Use it for cooking if you’re in a pinch

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