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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Malaphores

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Malaphores

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Make like a tree, and get the fuck out

    • AJMaxwell@lemmy.world
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      People in glass houses sink ships

    • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world
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      😂 best one so far

      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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        Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          Surely it’s a riff on BTTF’s Biff Tannen right?

          • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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            Ya know it might be. I never realized on account of only seeing bttf once when I was young, and never any of the sequels.

            In any case, the character that delivers the line in Boondock Saints delivers quite a few malaphors throughout the movie. It’s part of his thing

          • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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            That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

            Have a nice trip! See you next winter!

  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    That’s a really tough nut to swallow

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      Lmao

      You won.

  • Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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    Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.

  • Cris@lemmy.world
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    This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.

  • Orbituary@lemmy.world
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    Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s all water under the fridge.

      • Orbituary@lemmy.world
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        Exactly. Making these things up ain’t rocket appliances.

        • kautau@lemmy.world
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          And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      • NSRXN@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        A toad a sow.

    • BetaBlake@lemmy.world
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      Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.

  • Mnem667@sh.itjust.works
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    I had a boss who said:
    “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
    I… I just… Can’t.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍

  • LengAwaits@lemmy.world
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    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND…

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        Fuck

        • Delphia@lemmy.world
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          ME UP THE…

  • sumguyonline@lemmy.world
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    Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.

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      Don’t throw glasses in a stone house.

  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      The fish one is making me laugh

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take

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    It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.

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    Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.

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    She looks like she’s been through the run of the mill

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    You made my day, now you have to sleep in it

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    You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her douche.

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      I spit my drink. Oh well, it’s water under the fridge.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!

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