Make like a tree, and get the fuck out
People in glass houses sink ships
😂 best one so far
Check out Boondock Saints, from which this is a quote. Hilarious movies
Surely it’s a riff on BTTF’s Biff Tannen right?
Ya know it might be. I never realized on account of only seeing bttf once when I was young, and never any of the sequels.
In any case, the character that delivers the line in Boondock Saints delivers quite a few malaphors throughout the movie. It’s part of his thing
That’s about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Have a nice trip! See you next winter!
That’s a really tough nut to swallow
Lmao
You won.
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered your bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
I used to say “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” all the time! People didn’t like it though.
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
It’s all water under the fridge.
Exactly. Making these things up ain’t rocket appliances.
And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once
A toad a sow.
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
I had a boss who said:
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t suck his ass to make him drink.”
I… I just… Can’t.Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍
WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE, COME OVERE HERE AND…
Fuck
ME UP THE…
Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don’t throw glasses in a stone house.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
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Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
Those who dig others a grave shouldn’t throw rocks.
She looks like she’s been through the run of the mill
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
You can lead a whore to water, but you can’t make her douche.
I spit my drink. Oh well, it’s water under the fridge.
🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!
