Yeah turns out, “sitting in my room alone playing video games,” isn’t much of an alibi. I should get some hobbies that involve people. Like…multi-player games.
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Even better, my location history proves I regularly go on 5 hour drives in the middle of the night so it’s not at all out of character that I drove to the middle of the woods where the body was found at 3am
wait that’s not a good thing is it
what do you mean they found more bodies
I was at home, posting on Lemmy.
Strange. I’m at home posting on Lemmy but I don’t see you anywhere. GUILTY!
I like all the suggestions in here about how to avoid getting caught for murder through your phone
My tip for not getting caught would be: probably don’t murder someone in the first place unless they really really deserve it
There are nearly 3000 billionaires worldwide. Collectively they own 14 trillion in wealth.
This is nearly double all of the wealth held by every other person in the world, combined.
Why don’t we just get rid of them? Are we stupid?
Yes. Very.
fr – but /c/wooosh, it’s batmanarkham reference
Help a guy who’s never played a Batman game out.
you’re good dw, it’s the subreddit that went insane after like 5 years of no new content. used to be a trend where people would ask silly questions about characters and put ‘Are they stupid?’ at the end :)
Yes
what is the definition of really really deserve it?
Brian
top marks for not tryin
Being too inquisitive
I guess we’re all Luigis now.
If people that did murder were convicted for actually committing murder, the US wouldn’t have a police force. If everyone, or even a majority of people, convicted for murder actually committed murder there wouldn’t be multiple NGOs working around the clock in the US to free people from death row.
That doesn’t protect your ass when you get accused of a crime you didn’t commit.
That’s one of the main points in the podcast Serial. It opens with a question like, “do you remember where you were on Tuesday at 4:45 five weeks ago?”
The person accused of the crime was a highschool student on the 90s before smart phones. When they said they were at track practice after school, it then became “can you prove where you were?”
Somewhat fortunately modern technology solved most of this. It’s just a matter of asking the right company to provide proof.
That actually played a part in it as well. Ultimately the kid was convicted because of cell phone location data. Part of the controversy was that an expert for the telephone company didn’t testify at the time that the data was inaccurate.
I thought you would say it’s solved by technology and then link to the famous dont talk to the police video: https://youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE
tbh i don’t even know how many days ago christmas was.
This is why it’s common in the black community to get a receipt whenever you buy anything. You can’t prove where you are at all times, but you can prove that you were at a particular time and place. Might save you from being railroaded for a crime you didn’t commit.
Damn, never thought of that. There’s a REASON I might need to prove I bought a doughnut!
I have never heard that before, but that makes a depressing amount of sense.
And not so you are not accused of stealing? That’s my reason of getting receipts.
That’s why my dad told me to always get a receipt. It’s not a business thing, it’s an alibi thing!
Is he still getting cigarettes?
Yeah
I’ve been watching a lot of those documentaries and they are just making me hate the police even more. Most come down to complete ineptitude and ignorance by the police who are ignoring red flags and being lazy idiots
I think if you have a Fitbit or something similar on they can prove where you are?
Just having your phone should do that.
So, so many crimes are solved mainly through phone metadata
Just remember boys and girls, leave your phone at home when you go murder.
I would, but my phone is also my only camera right now. I hope to invest in a proper DSLR soon though.
Yeah they don’t advertise it much but phone warrants are pretty insane these days, they can track the shit out of you.
Or carry your phone in a faraday-pouch when you’re in a area where you dont wanna be known to be. You can make one yourself pretty easily. Just unbag to ping it in a plausible area.
The people who binge those murder shows and podcasts are the same personality of those who love gore images and videos.
And?..
Your chronically online personality is the perfect alibi via internet history 😎
Eh, it shows, huh? I got no life, no life at all. 🤣
That seems so judgemental, but also sounds logical. Being a judgemental bastard, my only question is, what is a cumskin? It conjures up various imagery and definitions . Do you have to have a foreskin in order to have a cumskin? Do you only want them to lose hearing or is it worse?
It’s just a made up word. It doesn’t mean anything
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Huh?
