Trouble is, they would love that.
Gulf of Magastan.
Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of “The United Canadio-Pacific People’s Magastani Republic” to a refugee from the sunken islands of “X, The Everything Florida”.
Don’t worry.
It won’t take a century for Florida to sink.
*Golf of Magastan
They did away with the Dept of Education
Trump naming it after the “Great American sport of golfing.”
the golf of Magastan?
Ni en joda
Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice “que LA chingada”, “que cabrones”, " guey", “pendejo”, " a LA verga", “pinche” y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo…"no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano…osea no? Asi…okay Ora tu. Andale.
Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo
Señor, esto es un Wendy’s.
Oh, that’ll be a burger and fries.
Can the blue states merge with Canada?
As a Vermonter I believe Quebec should adopt us. Together we could control the worlds maple syrup supply!
Please, yes. The blue states basically do welfare for the red states anyway.
Only if you accept a single payer health care system and like it!
What an injustice /s
Oh no! That sounds so scary!
The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn’t want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.
How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote…and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.
It’s the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.
Between Ivankada and Erico.
*Muskistan
ftfy
Trump: “this is my daughter…”
Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.
Slowly being influenced by an extremist religious ideological group with violent tendencies …
The Alabamadan
AlabamaKlan Maybe Alamagaklan… But I don’t think it’s really Alabama doing much of the heavy lifting
Not all of it.
But progressively more over the last decade…
Regrettably so.
California recently voted to keep slavery legal.
For prisoners, yes. If that’s all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.
Lol no.
I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!
