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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago

There are some downsides to marriage

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There are some downsides to marriage

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@Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 months ago
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  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    113•6 months ago

    wife bad amirite fellow men

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      48•6 months ago

      Fellow boomers

    • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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      29•6 months ago

      Father I cannot click the book.

  • @hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    52•6 months ago

    Boomer humor.

  • @Badtouchspez@lemm.ee
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    44•6 months ago

    Wife bad amirite

  • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    41•6 months ago

    Haha I hate my wife!

  • go $fsck yourself
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    40•6 months ago

    This is a shit post, not a shitpost

  • @frostysauce@lemmy.world
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    36•6 months ago

    Are the straights OK?

    • Flying SquidM
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      1•5 months ago

      All I’ll say is I’ve been married 24 years and this comic does not apply to me.

  • @Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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    36•6 months ago

    HA HA HA DEAD BEDROOM

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      7•6 months ago

      It’s a real thing that happens

      • @Bacano@lemmy.world
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        1•6 months ago

        Yeah. statistically a woman’s sex drive begins to fall after a year. Sex researchers call it “the tragedy of the male sex drive.”

        I highly recommend The Science of Sex by Baumeister and Tice. It’s full of surprising insights.

  • Poplar?
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    18•6 months ago

  • @workerONE@lemmy.world
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    15•6 months ago

    It’s nice that they are cleaning together

    • @Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      3•6 months ago

      Maybe they could work together to clean out some of the water pipes in the house

  • @Rooty@lemmy.world
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    11•6 months ago

    FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:Lol!

  • Eww
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    3•6 months ago

    Wash your taint FFS!

  • nifty
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    lol so many downvotes to this

    • @Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      People come to a lemmy group for a laugh and then there are those who just can’t laugh about anything. They must be very sad people

  • @UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    1•6 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • Random_Character_A
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    1•6 months ago

    I hope she’s his sister or the poor fella is not gonna get any for some time.

    • @Im_old@lemmy.world
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      Well sounds like he isn’t getting any anyway so might as well have fun with it.

      It’s what all marriage counselors suggest really /j

    • mycelium underground
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      1•6 months ago

      Roll tide

    • @robocall@lemmy.world
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      1•6 months ago

      do you call your siblings “babe”?

      • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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        2•6 months ago

        He also calls his mum “honey”.

      • Random_Character_A
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        2•6 months ago

        Maybe their parents really like 90’s childrens movies.

  • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    0•6 months ago

    The suck is what you gotta keep focused in the right area. Typically the groin

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