• CritFail@lemmy.world
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    • Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
    • Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
    • FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
    • Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
    • European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
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      European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.

      The average european already does that.

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          For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.

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            Not years but about 6 months worth. I’m very picky with my olive oil so if I find a good price in one of the brands I like best I’ll buy some… bu I usually alredy have a ton at home lol. But I use it everyday, not only to cook and for salad but also in the bread or the popcorn. My favorite food is Olive Oil

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              I live in olive country, so I try to buy straight from the producer and bottle it at home and I also use it daily as well, even for baking sweets (olive oil cakes are a thing here).

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      does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one

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        That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.

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    Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, “The planet’s anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside.”

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      Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.

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      Had the same reaction, but I quickly realised I’m happy about my ignorance here. My gut reaction is that it’s extremely US-centric and stuff you’d need to be an always online, mainly MSM, kind of person. Nooooope, thank you.

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        you’re on lemmy.

        that’s not a diss. it’s just that I’m the only person i know, who even knows lemmy exists. you kinda have to be online a lot to know about it lol

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    My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!

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        We out here wildin my friend.

        Fav song?

        Mine is Fruit Salad.

        edit - I just heard her song Black Magic Woman. This work is fucked that is bussin

        Edit edit - now on Meghan Good.

        I’m in 3035 and you’re all in 2024.

        I’m high AF.

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    Ofc the writers would make a hell of a twist for the 2024 season end, and then phone it in for season 2025. SMDH