- Donald Trump declares peace in the Middle East, despite ongoing Israel attacks
- Steven Seagal stars in patriotic Russian film as personal favour to Putin
- FCC attempts to shut down MSNBC on grounds of unpatriotic reporting
- Another ship gets stuck in the Suez Canal.
- European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
European countries start national stockpiling of olive oil.
The average european already does that.
I do that😔
For how many years do you stockpile? I try to buy a yearly supply and often get overflow from one year to the next.
Not years but about 6 months worth. I’m very picky with my olive oil so if I find a good price in one of the brands I like best I’ll buy some… bu I usually alredy have a ton at home lol. But I use it everyday, not only to cook and for salad but also in the bread or the popcorn. My favorite food is Olive Oil
I live in olive country, so I try to buy straight from the producer and bottle it at home and I also use it daily as well, even for baking sweets (olive oil cakes are a thing here).
I wish. Living the dream over there.
I am interested in the rare slime. Where do I subscribe to rare slime facts?
You can captivate a nation by giving them a rare slime
It’s starting already…
Chapelle Roan gets shot on stage, the bullet bounces off her armor and hits Donald Trump. He dies but gets resuscitated.
does getting your armor dented count as a wardrobe malfunction? this could be a two for one
That was the point of my joke. I mean, if after getting hit, the straps failed and the chestplate fell down, it would be a malfunction.
Mpox and Bird Flu go big and a giant sign appears in the sky, “The planet’s anti parasite medications will continue until fever symptoms subside.”
Bill Gates will work with FEMA to engineer a brain worm that is more effective than vaccines. There will be an “anti-worm” movement where soccer moms buy Russian vaccines on the dark web with dogecoin.
Gave humanity the ole switcheroo
The queerbaiting one is already a half point and it’s still not 2025 yet.
Yeah that is CRAZYYY
Is this English
Had the same reaction, but I quickly realised I’m happy about my ignorance here. My gut reaction is that it’s extremely US-centric and stuff you’d need to be an always online, mainly MSM, kind of person. Nooooope, thank you.
you’re on lemmy.
that’s not a diss. it’s just that I’m the only person i know, who even knows lemmy exists. you kinda have to be online a lot to know about it lol
Rare slime captivates nation
trump already won tho didnt he ?
My wishful thinking. Tierra Whack blows up. Her music is fire and one of the most original artists out there right now. Philly represent!
Wow, I’ve never met another Tierra Whack fan in the wild!
We out here wildin my friend.
Fav song?
Mine is Fruit Salad.
edit - I just heard her song Black Magic Woman. This work is fucked that is bussin
Edit edit - now on Meghan Good.
I’m in 3035 and you’re all in 2024.
I’m high AF.
y’all just made a new one
Are snapbacks out? Damn.
Interesting. What planet is this about?
Does The View still exist?
Ofc the writers would make a hell of a twist for the 2024 season end, and then phone it in for season 2025. SMDH
Why do I feel like this will 100% be accurate
Me neither but I’m ok with that, not really worth trying since there’s enough understandable stuff around.