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@Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago

Beer, I summon thee

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Beer, I summon thee

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@Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 7 months ago
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  • @Stovetop@lemmy.world
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    77•7 months ago

    Is your refrigerator running?

    Yes?

    Then you’d better go catch it!

    Shit fuck there it goes.

    • @Donkter@lemmy.world
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      8•7 months ago

      Why do I want to catch it? It’s going to Greg on the other side of the house.

  • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    – hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

    – Only when you call it.

  • @kboy101222@sh.itjust.works
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    23•7 months ago

    As someone trying to lose weight, please never ever release this. Please. I won’t make it.

    • @Nindelofocho@lemmy.world
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      22•7 months ago

      They should makes a mode where it runs away from you when you try to get to it like the classic prank call

  • @Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works
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    10•7 months ago

    Gonk.

  • GHiLA
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    gets stuck on a floor runner

    you hear some horrible mechanical noise

    pop

    Well, there goes $5k.

  • @normanwall@lemmy.world
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    8•7 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • @Bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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    6•7 months ago

    Dutch did it first https://youtu.be/gjAZ5esOBZw?si=6k8geyJ1Bw5Pp8Pt

    • @Verqix@lemmy.world
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      Preceding commercial for context: https://youtu.be/yIutgtzwhAc

  • don
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    5•7 months ago

    Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

    Get your shit together, Nat.

  • @nepenthes@lemmy.world
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    5•7 months ago

    WALL-E!

    EVE!!

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      1•7 months ago

      Tetsuo!

  • @Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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    3•7 months ago

    Then you must answer these security questions three

  • @underwire212@lemm.ee
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    A whole new meaning to the is your fridge running joke

  • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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    1•7 months ago

    Soon

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