Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
Nugget sauce
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
Steven Segal?
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
413 is amateur hour.
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.
