Remember kids, these hands are grabbing someone by their pussy
" but hey, kids, this is how I met your mother"
Barney disapproves of this.
sure he does
It’s also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.
“Big man, strong man, he came to me, came to me with tears in his eyes…”
I always thought it was " This next Lie will be this big"
“Look at my tiny hands, they distract you from my words”
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Bing bong, bing bing bong, bing bong bing, bing bong bong bing bing bong
Itty bitty baby hands
“Itty Bitty Baby Hands and the Skipping Dipshit”
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thats his ‘spread em’ pose as a metaphorical ‘prepare to be buttfucked ladies’
Like that dude ever fucked ladies.
Edit: consentually
If you see paying for sexual services as consensual, he probably did.
If you don’t, he probably didn’t.
Me in an interview
