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@compostgoblin@slrpnk.net to solarpunk memes@slrpnk.netEnglish • 7 months ago

Mushrooms are without compare

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Mushrooms are without compare

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  • @Vinny_93@lemmy.world
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    The only other one with a range like this is Nicolas Cage

    • @Dkarma@lemmy.world
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      7•7 months ago

      I’m here for this

  • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    Forests have gigantic underground fungal networks that connect trees to one another, allowing them to exchange chemical signals.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20240624022853/https://sitn.hms.harvard.edu/flash/2019/exploring-the-underground-network-of-trees-the-nervous-system-of-the-forest/

    • @Oisteink@lemmy.world
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      Except nobody asked it if was the other way around - that the mushroom is a tree farmer keeping in touch with all its trees nurturing and transporting stuff between them

      • Track_ShovelM
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        I like this idea - semi-sentient mushrooms just dictating the biome to suit their needs

  • @Aeao@lemmy.world
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    Love the joke but in reality everything has that range.

    Some frogs are cool, some good to eat, some make you hallucinate, and some immediately kill you.

    I believe tomatoes are also part a deadly family of plant Im too lazy to look up.

    Berries, octopus, liver, everything.

    Damn nature, you scary.

    • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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      Nightshade family (Solanaceae):

      Tomatoes (yummy)
      Nightshade (some are deadly)
      Datura (deliriant that causes multi day psychosis, might tank your liver)

      • @antimidas@sopuli.xyz
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        Also tobacco and chilis. Nightshades got range.

        So many different plants being genetically close (ish) makes it possible to do all kinds of fun experiments with grafting. Something like tomatoes and eggplants that have nicotine (though still mostly in the leaves) or potatoes that also make habanero peppers.

        • @dillekant@slrpnk.net
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          mmmm Tomacco…

          • @antimidas@sopuli.xyz
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            Yep – it’s actually possible IRL. Unfortunately real life is a bit more boring than the Simpsons, and the tomatoes themselves will only have trace amounts of nicotine in them. Most of it will be in the leaves like in the tobacco plant.

        • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          Potatoes and aubergines too, the later the only edible nightshade native to Europe. Ground cherries such as tomatillo, and the delicious cape gooseberry (which I just found out is from Peru). Petunias are nightshades too.

  • babybus
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    21•7 months ago

    I’m surprised OP found a dot closer to the end of their speech.

    • @Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      2•7 months ago

      It was a little mushroom.

  • @Ulvain@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean… couldn’t we say the same thing of “plants” or “minerals”?

    • @FireRetardant@lemmy.world
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      Sure, but most people can see a significant difference between grass, a maple tree, a pine tree, or a rose. Sometimes the only difference between certain death and a stir fry is the type of gills or colouration on a mushroom. Mushrooms have a huge variety within a relatively niche look.

      • @shalafi@lemmy.world
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        -5•7 months ago

        True, but they’re easy enough to test. Chip off a tiny bit with your tooth. Wait 45 minutes. Good? Rinse and repeat.

  • @ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wild Mustard plant.

    • @Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      Or the nightshade family, which matches mushrooms when it comes to range. It contains staple foodstuffs such as tomatoes, potatoes, eggplants, peppers, and more. It also contains deadly nightshade/belladonna and a host of toxic or psychedelic plants.

  • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    7•7 months ago

    Not to mention the bits we eat/are exposed to are their reproductive organs. It’s just cocks with different buffs/debuffs

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    He forgot that mushrooms (yeast) make alcohol, cakes and bread…

    • @SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world
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      Mushrooms are the fruiting bodies of fungii. Yeast is also a fungus, but it does not produce mushrooms and calling it a mushroom is not accurate.

  • Flying Squid
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    Even the edible ones are tiny fungus dicks.

  • @doingthestuff@lemmy.world
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    3•7 months ago

    I just blanket them all with, “mushrooms bad”

  • @rothaine@lemm.ee
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    Mushrooms are aliens

  • FauxPseudo
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    2•7 months ago

    Who else has that kind of range? Mike Patton.

  • @BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world
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    2•7 months ago

    Sometimes they go nuclear

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    2•7 months ago

    Fungi are just forest internet and package delivery service, they were not designed for us to chomp on their exposed private delicious bits that make me soft reset my brainhole.

  • @Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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    1•7 months ago

    Because he’s not really a fun guy, he just likes them.

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