What can I say. More time to poop on company time.
I got food poisoning from eating crabs before and it’s so horrible that I thought of killing myself, extreme case of diarrhea is no joke
That’s the food poisoning that’s bad, though, not the diarrhea.
I’ve had it so long it’s like a dark friend. It’s a release.
Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.
If you slide out a fart, and blow your pants apart…
yo that’s me
Better than constipation… as long as you can wash off
I suffered with what I thought was IBS for the last ~10 years. 4+ liquid shits per day with complete unpredictability.
Turns out coffee was the problem.
I switched to tea two weeks ago and I’m down to 2 normal and predictable shits per day. I’ve also gained a few pounds because I’m not so dehydrated anymore. That’s a good thing for me.