yeah but how good would it feel
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I’d imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.
Can I just go back to having never read this before?
1 vasectomy please.
They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
You would feel them moving around… inside you…

Please delete this
from my brain
Would… Wouldn’t women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess… Die!? If it doesn’t get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
🤢🤮
I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
Good afternoon.
Edit: Didn’t see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
I was praying there’d be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
What the fuck is this?
I’d just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
i believe they eat eggs?
Thanks I hate it.
What a god awful day to have eyes…
cum fetishes may mutate into
…pet fetishes? lolAn aquarium full of giant sperm.
God no
I think I read that Oglaf comic.
mistress
I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
Enjoy your break, It’ll be weirder when you come back.









