please refer to him by his full title:
Al-Sultan al-'Azam wal Khaqan al-Mukarram, Khushru-i-Giti Panah Abu’l-Fath Nur ud-din Muhammad Jahangir Padshah
A subsidiary of the Coca-Cola Company.
That might be the funniest quip I’ve seen all week
“Al” to his friends.
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Ironically enough, that emperor would probably have thought it’s mana from heaven, if he ever got to try Sprite.
I don’t know why but the feeling that pops up in my head is basically “what it feels like to be 7 years old and you have no idea about what this weird glass is but the sprite is the only thing that matters”.
“I WANTED ORANGE FANTA!” [Throws 17th century emerald cup across the room]
I honestly don’t know if he meant that as a joke or an advert.
Only if it’s an advert to loot museums or trade in illegal antiquities to Obey Your Thirst™ at McDonald’s™.
Drink verification can to continue.
Hmmm I wasn’t thinking about it before, but I am now.
Advertising successful!
Good. You drink all the Sprite. 'Cause IMO, yuck.
I see Ronald is taking a page out of Hobby Lobby’s playbook
Yeah kinda weird he specifically mentioned a McDonald’s ™Sprite™.Maybe its just because a big fast food chain most people know sounds more relateble.
McDonalds Sprite is its own meme.
McDonald’s(and others) used to sell promo glasses that might have looked like this. My LOTR goblets I think were from Burger King.
We have the wonderfully hideous Taco Bell Star Trek III glasses. When they get broken, they get replaced. I will never not have hideous Taco Bell Star Trek III glasses.
(Not a picture of mine.)
Rough.
Sure this is made for drinking purposes? Looks more like a candle glass.
Is it dishwasher safe?
If by ‘dishwasher,’ you mean ‘the slave who washes the emperor’s dishes,’ then it better be or else.
How big is that cup?
Big enough to obey your thirst. Did you not read the post title?
Not as good, tbh. The straw is a necessary component to maximize the bubbles.
No thanks. I’ve been trying to purge all of my emerald tableware. Need to lower the emerald levels in my blood.
How much would it cost to get one made for myself
Don’t give money to Big Cup. Get some stone mason and jewelers tools, an emerald the size of a human heart, and DIY that cup. Save yourself at least a few bucks.
They sold that one for over $2 million.
Dribblefest
Fuuuuck McDonalds, bunch of god damn sociopaths pushing their addictive and unhealthy food on children.
Seriously fuck McDonalds.
Agreed. At least fast food is so overpriced now that it’s really easy to avoid going out at all nowadays!
Honestly, that’s true of all fast food places. They employ food scientists and psychologists to addict as many people as possible to their products. And once you’re hooked, it’s hard as fuck to get away. “I don’t go to Burger King anymore, but man I miss Whoppers” is the sort of thing I’ve heard more than once.
McDonalds specifically spends billions targeting children on places like YouTube and Instagram. They target poor children in developing countries, and it’s why they have playgrounds and happy meals.
It’s sociopathic calculations intended to increase revenue at the cost of lifelong health consequences for children.
hydration is good :)
in fact, i’m gonna take a sip now ;)
