Ok, now I need a 8 season animated show and at least 2 direct-to-TV movies of this
Best I can do is a Netflix series that gets cancelled halfway through season 2 and a fan-made animation spoof on YouTube
As long as the animation is done by Don Hertzfeldt, you have yourself a goddamn deal!
Coming this fall: “My
anusmemory isbleedingleaking!”
I am in.
Alright who’s running the database on the same machine as the server…👀
If you can do this, do it. It’s a huge boost to performance thanks to infinitely lower latency.
And infinitely lower reliability because you can’t have failovers (well you can, but people that run everything in the same host, won’t). It’s fine for something non critical, but I wouldn’t do it with anything that pays the bills.
I work for a company that has operated like this for 20 years. The system goes down sometimes, but we can fix it in less than an hour. At worst the users get a longer coffee break.
A single click in the software can often generate 500 SQL queries, so if you go from 0.05 ms to 1 ms latency you add half a second to clicks in the UI and that would piss our users off.
Definitely not saying this is the best way to operate at all times. But SQL has a huge problem with false dependencies between queries and API:s that make it very difficult to pipeline queries, so my experience has been that I/O-bound applications easily become extremely sensitive to latency.
I’m going to guess quite a people here work on businesses where “sometimes breaks, but fixed in less than an hour” isn’t good enough for reliability.
Yeah if you need even 99.9% uptime, the most downtime you can accept in a year is eight hours.
Most businesses dont require that kind of uptime though. If i killed or servers for a couple of hours between 02:00 and 04:00 every night probably nobody would notice for at least a year if it wasn’t for the alerts we’d get.
For distributed that feed back to a centralized DB? Me. All the dang time.
I’m not that brave doing development by connecting to Production database
Random guess, a php error caused Apache to log a ridiculous number of errors to /var/log and on this system that isn’t its own partition so /var filled up crashing MySQL. The user wiped /var/log to free up space.
That’s not far off of something that happened to me once a few years ago. My computer suddenly started struggling one day, and I quickly figured out that my hard drive suddenly had 500 gigs or so of extra data somewhere. I had to find a tool that would let me see how much space a given folder was taking up, and eventually I found an absolutely HUMONGOUS error log file. After I cleared it out, the file rapidly filled up again when I used a program I’d been using all the time. I think it was Minecraft or something. Anyway, my duck tape solution was to just make that log file read-only, since the error in question didn’t actually affect anything else.
All evidence point to suicide.
I hadn’t realized this was a .ru domain…
Systemd. SQL is now in Systemd.
Dont spoil. That’s the secret in Episode 5.
I understand none of this…
“Among us” but for Linux nerds.
It was Java, coaxing the Linux OOM killer into doing the job
/var/log has been deleted, you say…
I think we all know what this means, don’t we?
Hint
ls -ld /var/log drwxrwxr-x 18 root syslog 4096 Aug 11 08:13 /var/logThat seems so obvious I think we’re missing something
Whatever, we have a suspect.
Bring in GDB to do the interrogation! And perhaps also call Nice, he can play the good cop…
Forgive me my ignorance, but since Apache is running as root, couldn’t PHP inherit it’s permissions?
The Apache main process runs as root. When it receives a request, it spawns a child process that doesn’t run as root. PHP runs as the same user as the Apache child process.
Or PHP runs in its own fastcgi like process under a different account.
Oracle.
This process has been murdered mysteriously.
Will there be a follow up?
It was the BOFH
It was taking away resources from the coffee cam. Had to go.
Mariadb did it with the candlestick in the library.
Like everytime with natives, it was a race condition cascade of table locks followed by mysql suicide caused by bad cronjob scripts implemented by the user.







