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When I was a kid I ordered a escort to our house for my stepfather.

My mom got home about ten minutes before she showed up and the fireworks started!

The next guy was a bit nicer.
- @cm0002@lemmy.world
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  25•9 months ago
  LMAO, I take it he wasn’t very nice lol
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31•9 months ago

Anon only ordered one pizza that evening, but he ate it all!
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28•9 months ago
I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.

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