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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Kids and their computers these days.

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Kids and their computers these days.

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SSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

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      You must be addicted to dog

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      Benerial desease is baginal

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        Only if you have a bussy tho

        • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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          More of a badger problem imo

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      Benis :DDD

      • Mercury@lemmy.world
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        Benis = boy penis

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        Fug :-DDDDD god benereal disease :-DDDDDD

        t. FrostyGaveman :-DDDD

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    deleted by creator

    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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      What’s the alternative? Locking up people who haven’t committed a crime if a doctor doesn’t like what they’re saying? This guy probably is schizophrenic but plenty of conspiracy theorists aren’t and people saying something true but unpopular sometimes sound like conspiracy theorists.

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          I don’t think this guy would take any pills you tried to give him unless you literally forced them down his throat. (They’re created with computer too.)

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              Mental healthcare is currently unavailable as we wait for a replacement part that is on backorder. In the meantime, please accept these sign boards and this extra large sharpie for the inconvenience.

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              What do you propose doing when this guy refuses to take his medication?

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          I think art therapy would work better than medication in this case.

          (Also, taking away someone’s driver license is tantamount to imprisonment in modern America.)

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    if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

    so thats what’s causing it

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    I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

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        Plus brevity increases your gas milage due to less wind resistance

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          Dude clearly felt brevity was stifling his creative spirit though

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    Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

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      Not making light, but this person’s first language is likely schizophrenia.

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      At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn’t care or couldn’t spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

      Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

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        It’s tragic because a lot of these people aren’t just missing competent literacy but all the skills required to understand the world around them, and even worse often those ways of understanding have been replaced with religious nonsense by the people that raised them.

        Imagine trying to make sense of the world when you think scientists work like preachers and prophets simply saying whatever feels right or suits the moment.

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      The B/V switch and a couple missing pluralizations make me think Spanish

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    I for one appreciate the illustration. Without it, I felt like I was reading gibberish

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    Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

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      Probably the computers fault.

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      You can’t write at or below the fuel fill line, are you psychotic?!

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    Fuck yeah I’m gonna install Arch Linux^btw on my microchip

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    Do these people think they’re convincing? Do they genuinely not see how crazy they look?

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      I’d bet money it’s scitsophrenia, so no this person has no idea how crazy they look. They’re just doing their part to fight back against whatever the hell they think is happening.

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    People like this think computers and electronics are magic.

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    Looks like someone forgot his meds and found a sharpie!

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      By “forgot his meds” you mean “forgot to go to the doctor 30 years ago to get diagnosed so he could be prescribed them in the first place,” right?

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        And by “forgot” you mean "couldn’t affotrd,’ right?

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      Not at all, people believe in magic sky faires and put stickers on their car about it… Hell lots of cop cars abs court rooms have nonsense about said sky fairy on it. In bobo we trust … Aside from scale, there’s no real difference.

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      The trifecta!

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    i really wish we had a more robust mental healthcare system that could help people like this before they get to this point.

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      It’s really hard to reliably treat schizophrenics since they often don’t want to be treated. I don’t expect that this guy would take any pills without being forced to. (And then the medication isn’t perfect.)

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        “Everything that you think about who you are is in fact the result of a mental defect. But, if you take these pills we can make you a different person” is the toughest sell in the world. And the psychiatric community needs to wise up to that fact.

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    if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

    Huh.

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      Those aren’t fleas. Fleas don’t exist.

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    Hey, kid. I’m a computer

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      Who wants a body massage?

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    That truck was created on a computer.

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