Ha! not if I’m vegan!
Enjoy your piece of wood!
That wood was alive too you cruel bastard.
Enjoy your work and bills!
lovely board of wood.
Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
How do you know someone is a vegan?
They will tell you.
Yay I love chartut… the uh sharcutery… the meat and cheese on a board
Adult lunchables
Sharkcoochie board
Charcuterie, but it doesn’t include the cheese actually, it’s the name of the type of meat preps
to be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
sharcutery
Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?
Shark cutery
Tagliere salumi e formaggi
Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.
Bold of you to assume we can afford any of that.
My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me… It’s glorious
Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you’re being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.
The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don’t have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.
Likewise, get some salami and another meat.
ground beef
Not anymore it isn’t. I remember my parents getting a weeks worth of meats and cheese for €15 making the same wage as i do now.
I would now pay roughly 50€ for a similar selection, so no more meats and cheese because i also pay triple the rent they did for a house half the size.
No i’ll never stop complaining about it because my wage 10 years ago paid for a lovely house and allowed me to enjoy life by working out like the beast i enjoy being and now i’m left empty handed beside a load of skills that my employer deems worthless but a requirement nonetheless.
Make it make sense, because i’m certain we deserve more than what we currently get.
Amen.
The wages didn’t change, but the cost of everything sure did.
This timeline sucks.
I do this sometimes as a treat for myself. The rest of the time I’m way too poor to afford it.
I know chaturie is supposed to be an appetizer/shared, but given the cost of everything, it’s now my dinner, and I’m not sharing.
I don’t know 'bout y’all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.
The trick is to have wooden teeth.
Ah the George Washington strategy.
It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.
Meet amd cheese
Hell yeah
The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues
Don’t forget the wine
I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.
