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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago

Why don't you?

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Why don't you?

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@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 11 months ago
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  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    122•11 months ago

    Okay, if you think that’s a good idea image

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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      32•11 months ago

      Shorts are too long.

    • @Pacmanlives@lemmy.world
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      7•11 months ago

      I think I wanna wear yoga pants to really complete the look lol

    • @dustyData@lemmy.world
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      6•11 months ago

      Don’t body shame, some people are into that body.

      • THCDenton
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        8•11 months ago

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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        3•11 months ago

        some of them are about 3.5 inches into that body, if you know what I mean.

    • @garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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      2•11 months ago

      This is a good idea. People should be allowed to wear whatever tf they want.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate
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        1•11 months ago

        I completely agree that they should. Recognize though that other people are going to find some things more attractive than others. That’s okay - we’re not obligated to dress in a way others find attractive - but many people do care about being attractive.

  • @Tarkcanis@lemmy.world
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    76•11 months ago

    Because body positivity doesn’t exist for men.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      21•11 months ago

      I was going to say, because I don’t have the stomach of a half starved gym rat. But yours is also good.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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      15•11 months ago

      Hey my dude. I’ll cat call you if you want.

      Damn bro you hot as fuck no homo. Like shit man, you rocking that shirt like you belong in a museum of sexy ass motherfuckers no homo. Damn man if I was into dudes, I’d want your body all over mines no homo.

      Anyways have a nice day.

      • @squeakycat@lemmy.ml
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        3•11 months ago

        That was sweet of you 🙂

      • @Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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        1•11 months ago

        Can we do this but homo

    • @HowManyNimons@lemmy.world
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      2•11 months ago

      Bingo.

  • @boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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    57•11 months ago

    I’m not really looking to attract other men at this time

  • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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    34•11 months ago

    Women what’s stopping you from dressing like 80s horror movie hotties?

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      Nobody puts shoulder pads like that on dresses anymore

    • @JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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      7•11 months ago

      I don’t like wearing thong leotards over my leggings. It’ll shove my leggings up my buttcrack and be super uncomfortable.

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        3•11 months ago

        Superman wore briefs over his leggings and you don’t see him complaining about it.

        • @JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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          5•11 months ago

          Superman doesnt wear a thong though. Plus, he’s an alien so maybe he has a super skin that doesn’t get irritated from chafing?

          I’m merely human, so my skin wouldn’t appreciate having the seam of my leggings pushed up my asscrack while working out or whatever they were doing in those outfits back then.

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            1•11 months ago

            Yeah well Superman was fighting crime, and wearing briefs over leggings might not get into his asscrack, but I assume he has a ballsack. I’d much rather have a nice thong up my ass than my balls wrapped in tightly whites with some leggings all bunched up in there. I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree. Unless Superman doesn’t have a scrotum and testicles, in which case I fully concede.

            • @JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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              Maybe superman has super testicles? Briefs over leggings would hurt a normal dude but not him?
              Or maybe his briefs only hurt his nuts if kryptonite is near him?

              • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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                2•11 months ago

                On Krypton people wear boxers underneath their pants.

        • @samus12345@lemmy.world
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          3•11 months ago

          He’s nigh invincible. It would take a lot more than that to make him uncomfortable! Kryptonite underwear, maybe.

    • @Land_Strider@lemmy.world
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      3•11 months ago

      Of course dressing like 80’s horror movie hunks. Crop tops and jean mommy shorts.

  • @AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
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    34•11 months ago

    A beer belly

    • @108@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      The six pack evolved into a keg

  • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    34•11 months ago

    Because I’m currently dressed like a skateboarder from the 90’s and it’s so very comfortable.

  • @Eol@sh.itjust.works
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    31•11 months ago

    It’s not gay enough anymore.

  • @CPMSP@midwest.social
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    29•11 months ago

    Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

    Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

  • @normalexit@lemmy.world
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    28•11 months ago

    High fructose corn syrup.

  • @figjam@midwest.social
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    25•11 months ago

    My gross body

    • @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      5•11 months ago

      I think you look hawt.

  • @Skyrmir@lemmy.world
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    22•11 months ago

    Because I did that in the 80s, so now I don’t, to protect the public from trauma.

  • @BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    18•11 months ago

    Shame, mostly shame.

  • @spaduf@slrpnk.net
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    18•11 months ago

    Mostly homophobia I would guess.

  • @Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    16•11 months ago

    I’ll spare the public from having to see my hairy gut and cheeks

  • @Anticorp@lemmy.world
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    15•11 months ago

    Because people don’t look like they did in the 80’s anymore.

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