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I always wondered if she was lactating and she took the piercing out if it would spray in multiple directions like a titty shotgun.
You do anyway without piercings.
The nipple isn’t technically one hole, it’s kind of like a porous sponge. After all, mammary glands are just mutated sweat glands, it’s a series of holes connected to a series of ducts.
So a lot of people find when lactating that it can spurt in crazy directions from unexpected parts of the nipple.
Dad recognise dad.
Or lactation fetishist.
Or lactation fetishist.
Nah, I’m just a person with leaky tits.
Makes me miss my ex haha
No way they could be a mom, huh?
Uhhhhhhh… ok?
I don’t think that’s how shotguns work. It’s more like a shower head with hard water buildup.
It does.
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Found @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s early artwork
I did this yesterday.
Early yesterday.
Just wanted to let you know that this is probably the tenth time I’ve revisited this comment just to read it and chuckle
Thank you Grapher, really nice to know Im not the only one that found it weirdly polished kind of funny (not taking credit, purely accidental quality on my part).
*Confused by the surprisingly modest and polite evil shrubbery. Wondering if another higher shrubbery to create a two-level effect would improve the evilness…*
They don’t. Piercing jewelry is usually made from robust materials that are inert in normal conditions, like stainless steel, gold, plastics, and sometimes glass or gemstones. So, no, you don’t taste anything, just as you don’t taste a plastic cup, ceramic mug, or stainless steel pot.
A cup of tea tastes completely different out of a ceramic mug, than it does a plastic one.
Are you heating your plastic piercings?
some people are hot
🥵
I think they might be talking about the taste of blood of a fresh or infected piercing. Blood tastes like keys.
That should’ve healed by then though
So does every cut on any other body part.
Weirdly enough other people’s blood tastes slightly different than my own.
The thing is that some metal ions can catalyse oils of the skin into compounds that are what causes the metallic taste
Doesn’t matter, sucked titty.
Doesn’t matter, memorised your house keys pattern.
(Be ready for surprise titty piercing at 3am, after the cat is done with the zoommies, so like 15-ish minutes past 3am.)
Wait, do I know you?
Oh, so you let just anyone suck on your house keys?!
Well, now Im not doing it.
And there’s no place like home.
Tell me you’ve never sucked pierced titties without telling me you’ve never sucked pierced titties.
More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.
Tell me you never sucked pierced titties with telling me you sucked house keys
Tell me you never sucked tiddies pierced with house keys by providing me with a picture of tiddies pierced with house keys.
Do you drink toilet water often? Same difference.
Did Ray Charles put this guys window tint on? Got damn.
Like, it must have been a (horrible) style choice right?
Can’t fuck up that much on accident.I don’t wanna see how the inside looks. Maybe those windows use just one continuous foil …
only on lemmy do you get a mf ranting about someone’s experience sucking pierced titties
… And there’s no place like home
Only if they’re kept clean
Would it be accurate to say more people would know what the latter tastes like than the former?
Certainly in Lemmy …
They don’t taste any different but I still don’t like them.
Same with the septum rings.
No hate just disappointment for just how many girls are doing one or the other.
You… tasted a septum ring?
You may think inside the nose is tasty but it’snot.
Mine is
I mean I don’t discriminate a whole lot when I’m having a good time licking things.
username checks out
“It’s weird to have preferences”
That’s what you’re really saying.
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who get them and other people who like those specific piercings for whatever reasons.
It’s wild how insanely defensive people get about their piercings and body modifications though, just read through this post or any post like it on reddit.
Like, chill out you freaks. If someone doesn’t like your fashion choice, unhinged rants and attacks aren’t going to make someone magically start loving metal accessories stuck in your soft parts.
I’m not really sure who likes them other than the people who like them
…What?
I mean it’s a niche thing, people who are really into piercings really like them, and those who aren’t into them tend to really really not like them, whereas some other fashion accessories are generally more universally acceptable even if not necessarily loved.
The parent wasn’t looking for an explanation.
They were commenting on how hard your wetware bricked.
What convinced you of this?
Saying you’re disappointed with what girls do to their bodies is mad weird, though
I do not give a single fuck about what you choose to do to your body.
But I’m also allowed personal opinions about it.
My personal opinion is that I find them extremely off-putting to a frustrating degree. Also those frustrations are not aimed at the girls getting these piercings but more towards 1) Why do they bother me so much? And 2) Why are they so popular?
Y’all can judge me all you want though it’s a little ironic when I already said I have no hate to people who get piercings. Fuck I’ve got tattoos all over. Piercings just aren’t my thing. Some I can ignore and others I can’t.
The comments are pretty much all with you save one person. If I were you, I’d calmly walk away with that satisfaction before you get baited into a comment that “proves” you are what has been said of you.
(Note that “proves” is in quotation marks there.)
This isn’t an argument about abortion or gender affirming care you nut, this is about fashion. It’s not about “women’s bodies.”
Plenty of women express “disappointment” with the fashion choices men make and it’s fine. What’s the difference?
edit: my biggest disappointment here is people who can’t separate themselves from a stranger’s opinion and have to fight about someone’s preference whom they will never see, meet or talk to. Like, it just sparks this massive insecurity in people because it reminds people that someone might reject them for their choices so the response tends to be lashing out and being unhinged. And you see this on every end of every ideological spectrum, it’s a very human thing that we need to get better about. You all need to learn to SIT with the fact that not everyone will like you, your fashion, your taste, etc. Social media and discord has made you all get way too adapted to a world where you can choose to surround yourselves with only people who accept you blindly, so that you’re losing touch with how to feel about and cope with those who don’t immediately validate everything about you.
Momma always said titties gotta squeeze themselves.
The why the heck did my cousins get up at 5 am to milk the cows?
Udders ≠ titties
Don’t discriminate against them milkers!
This tickled me pink🤣😂😂. My nipples taste like Hersheys kisses…
Even better
