Well, if they only got hard when we were actually hungry, and not just “bored hungry”, I assume the market for crunchy snack foods wouldn’t be as prominent.
Pfft as if we wouldn’t have come out with a Viagra for teeth LMAO
Well, this is horrifying. Just the thought of old men before Tooth Viagra comes out just trying to eat chips with their knobbly wobbly teeth.
There would be no change because I am always hungry.
Blowjobs would be even more enjoyable and have less risk of harm
Wouldn’t this mean every blowjob would have to be on a full stomach?
If they get hungry while going down, do the teeth inflate like a balloon or, click up like a switch blade?
Does ur dick click up like a switchblade???
Found the spitter…
Doesn’t saliva production increase in anticipation of food? Kinda like…
My teeth retract into my gums until I get hungry.
Yours don’t?
mine retract when i go to the swimming pool
Shrinkage, SHRINKAGE!!!
It could be kinda nice to run your tongue over your squishy, deflated teeth between meals.
If it’s one to one how we get erect normally, and as the human body essentially inflates using blood, your teeth would ultimately be blood sponges. Seems impractical.
Of course, take it a step farther and maybe physiologically the blood hardens to a sharp point. I know some fantasy settings where bloodstone is a thing, so I guess that. If it was possible, it’d look sick as fuck.
Then I would be hard all the time in more ways than one.
hard to reach?
Hey it still counts.
Milkshakes would be a larger percentage of fast food sales.
That is very relevant and hilarious 😁
I love Nigel and marmalade so much. I didn’t think I’d like it at first, but it’s my favorite shorts series
