Yes, we need to accept that it is broken and move on to something that isn’t
Let’s call it Newgle
Isn’t that a demon in Warhammer?
Like Korn?
I think you’re mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars
You definitely meant Kang, the master of time and space.
You mean Krang, the body less head?
Lougle has a better ring to it.
I’ll wait a few years for the Walougle fork, thanks
Twogle!
This post made me actually pay for kagi
oh I totally agree. they’ve got good pizza and history though.
Asked Google assistant today what the withdrawal symptoms of Adderall were… got told the suicide prevention hotline. So, that was fun.
To be fair, any drug of abuse potential will usually trigger SAMSHA links in the US by law. That might have been what you saw, and it’s been that way for at least a decade.
That’s… Less than helpful.
(Also, I can try to field this one for you: headaches, fatigue, mental fogginess, sometimes temporary depressed mood or irritability, maybe increased appetite?)
WTF is this sexy Garfield
Google has been mining your dreams
Lets check the google results for italy Huh no results?
Today I was trying to look up the syntax for how to search before a certain date on Google. The google AI overview turned out to be wrong
“nope”, but it’s a 100-word excerpt from Reddit that pops in just as you’re about to click a link and shifts everything down.
Does Italy exist?
Google: Blue right?
I’m in Finland so I can only give a sad forlorn look toward Italy and say “First time?”
Anyway.
Now:
Me: “What’s the weather like today?”
Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”
Me: “How do you know that?”
Computer: “I looked up your location and queried the national weather service.”
Soon:
Me: “What’s the weather like today?”
Computer: “It’ll be 25°C or so.”
Me: “How do you know that?”
Computer: “Fuck if I know. I’ve just learned that is a thing that people apparently say in situations like this.”
Well i guess i don’t really exist then.
I’m sorry you had to find out this way.
It’s worse than broken - every time you use google you encourage them, financially, to make it worse. Stock market capitalism. stop doing it.
I quit using Google over the Manifest bullshit.
The CIA: “we fuckin’ knew it!”
I switched to the French search engine Qwant. Much nicer.
But every result is a recipe for baguettes
Can’t find anything wrong with that.
But I already know how to make baguette
At least those recipes don’t incorporate glue.
Gluten would like a word
It has become so bad for results in Spanish too, that I am now self-hosting SearXNG even though I’m the only one using it in my family lol
I did just ask this question of Google assistant and it worked fine. I asked it about rings as well and it explained the composition of rings and pointed to Saturn as the primary example. I definitely think there has been a degradation in service, but the examples given here actually perform just fine.
Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune also have rings, so the search from 2 years ago was also inaccurate.
If I ask for “planet with rings” and my first result is Saturn, I consider the search functional.
If my first result is an ad for planet fitness, I do not.
Donut rings surround planet fitness
Must be the gym of choice for LEOs.
Do we need to? yes and it is harboring the end of privacy, independence, freedom and our right to live. Will we? Nope
