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Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

The future is here

sh.itjust.works

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The future is here

sh.itjust.works

Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @ccunning@lemmy.world
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    161•1 year ago

    You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.

    I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass 😭

    • @Jenkinsass@lemmy.world
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      69•1 year ago

      It doesn’t say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people’s to keep it fresh.

    • @monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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      23•1 year ago

      Definitely cancer

      • @lugal@lemmy.world
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        15•1 year ago

        Buy my healing stone for 10.000$

  • @Einstein@sh.itjust.works
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    47•1 year ago

    Bear Grylls M.D.

    • @Shardikprime@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

  • Lord Goose
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    44•1 year ago

    I swear, I can’t tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.

    • @bitwaba@lemmy.world
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      13•1 year ago

      The problem with AI isn’t that it’s not smart enough. The problem is it’s trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.

  • @EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    deleted by creator

    • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      29•1 year ago

      Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!

      • @42yeah@lemm.ee
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        3•1 year ago

        Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?

    • Fishbone
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      17•1 year ago

      And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.

    • @mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      To be fair every time I give Gemini a go it’s hot garbage.

      But then 4o seems to be worse than gpt4. Just feels like it’s regurgitating garbage

      • @Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        Gemini does a decent job with Justin Trudeau.

  • bquintb
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    36•1 year ago

    Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

    • Nomecks
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      14•1 year ago

      WIN AT DRINKING

    • @IHawkMike@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!

  • "no" banana
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    28•1 year ago

    What a piss post

    • @ninpnin@sopuli.xyz
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      4•1 year ago

      broke: shitposting bespoke: pissposting

      • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        Woke: cumposting

      • don
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        1•1 year ago

        omniverse brain: postpissing

  • さようなら
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    25•1 year ago

    We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think

    • @db2@lemmy.world
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      48•1 year ago

      That’s happening organically anyway.

      • @anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        16•1 year ago

        Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?

    • 520
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      7•1 year ago

      Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I’m with ya lol

  • Flying SquidM
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    23•1 year ago

    Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.

    • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      I’ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.

      I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.

      I’m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe I’d rather die.

      • @somethingp@lemmy.world
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        The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you age, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.

      • Flying SquidM
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        11•1 year ago

        I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they’re too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.

        • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          That’s the part I’m avoiding. Passing them. :p

          I’m stupid.

          • Flying SquidM
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            6•1 year ago

            That was the least bad part for me.

            • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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              4•1 year ago

              Maybe I’m being scared of nothing and I’m tougher than I think to be dealing with it this long.

              My uncle literally fell to the ground and said, “my gut has busted, I’m going to die right here.”

              He’s the toughest son of a bitch I’ve ever known.

  • @Classy@sh.itjust.works
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    19•1 year ago

    Sure, I drink my own piss. It’s sterile, and I like the taste.

  • @Gork@lemm.ee
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    19•1 year ago

    So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      The answer is not to drink piss

  • @x0x7@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    It’s the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it’s not on the edge of being useful someone didn’t engineer hard enough.

  • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    9•1 year ago

    Rip Torn, as Parches O'Houlihan, defensively ranting about his choice to voluntarily drink his own urine.

  • @todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee
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    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      3•1 year ago

      Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl

      • @aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        Girl, piss ambitiously!

  • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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    8•1 year ago

    No! I wanted orange!

    • @Aganim@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      But it gave you lemon-lime?

      • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        It’s the maintenance man. He knows I like orange.

        • @Aganim@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          So you think the staff has some sort of plot…

          • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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            2•1 year ago

            Yeah, they do it on purpose!

  • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    AI-mandated watersports

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